cornerstone Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 Aye, so things are getting a bit heated in a couple of other threads - people posting reps on gen forums, and (troll talk?) tales of school trips to the local Rolex dealer. (This internet is a dangerous place - are there now schoolchildren posing as grown-ups to 'groom' us adults?!) Anyway didn't really want to take these threads OT. [On a personal note, my perspective is that it's a bit mean-spirited to do anything that detracts from the pleasure that anyone gets from owning the genuine article - just as surely as I wouldn't appreciate them trying to get up my nose by suggesting I am some kind of lesser human for not owning one.] "WHERE IS THE HUMOUR?" You plead...... Okay, this is the game: "Taking your rep Rolex to fool an expert is a bit like..." ....taking out your fake [censored] and rubbing them in a plastic surgeon's face. You get the idea.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 "Taking your rep Rolex to fool an expert is a bit like..." Having a tug in the shower..................Hey we all know its not like the real thing Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted April 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 hehe... "Taking your rep Rolex to fool an expert is a bit like..." ....telling a stable girl you're hung like a horse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 I can picture that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted April 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 [Oh god - you had me worried there about what kind of picture you were about to put up!! A horse...or a shower!!] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hok Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 (edited) ... like asking your mum to clean up your hard disk. hope you got another mom cause you don't want to deal again with the old one Edited April 30, 2006 by Hok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Driving down the Motorway with your eyes closed. Cheers Johnkaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmytim Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Sticking turbo stickers on a N/A car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memonty Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 "Taking your rep Rolex to fool an expert is a bit like..." George Bush talking with Albert Einstein about physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted May 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Sticking turbo stickers on a N/A car ...or trying to roar up to a Hell's Angel convention on this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubFrog Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 "Taking your rep Rolex to fool an expert is a bit like..." ....kissing your sister through a screen door. ....[censored] on a boar. ....a football bat. ....snot on a door[censored]. we had a ton of these growing up...but, it's just a southern thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkerouac Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Calling a rap star a musician ... or an artist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 Calling a rap star a musician ... or an artist Heeyy I'm so with you on this one Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 Putting your John admin in the hands of a lunatic with a pair of scissors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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