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"Taking your rep Rolex to fool an expert is a bit like..."


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Aye, so things are getting a bit heated in a couple of other threads - people posting reps on gen forums, and (troll talk?) tales of school trips to the local Rolex dealer. (This internet is a dangerous place - are there now schoolchildren posing as grown-ups to 'groom' us adults?!)

Anyway didn't really want to take these threads OT. [On a personal note, my perspective is that it's a bit mean-spirited to do anything that detracts from the pleasure that anyone gets from owning the genuine article - just as surely as I wouldn't appreciate them trying to get up my nose by suggesting I am some kind of lesser human for not owning one.]

"WHERE IS THE HUMOUR?" You plead......

Okay, this is the game:

"Taking your rep Rolex to fool an expert is a bit like..."

....taking out your fake [censored] and rubbing them in a plastic surgeon's face.

You get the idea....

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"Taking your rep Rolex to fool an expert is a bit like..."

....kissing your sister through a screen door.

....[censored] on a boar.

....a football bat.

....snot on a door[censored].

we had a ton of these growing up...but, it's just a southern thing.

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