jonthebhoy Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 This newsflash today... The UK government has just announced that it is worried that mens penises are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is they have asked all men with penises smaller than 3 inches to drape a white flag with red cross on their car during the months of June and July. Ends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narikaa Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 This newsflash today... The UK government has just announced that it is worried that mens penises are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is they have asked all men with penises smaller than 3 inches to drape a white flag with red cross on their car during the months of June and July. Ends Knew there had to be a reason.....just couldnt figuer one out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted June 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Some guys have been doing it through May as well Reg.........they didn't want to get left behind. JTB PS - Parcel arrived in jig time, as always! Many thanks. Nice piece although I'll probably look out for a better bracelet. Not complaining as I know the bracelets on a lot of the Polexes are the weak point. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Went to Alton Towers last week, and judging by the number of such cars I seen, there is an epidemic of penile reticulation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narikaa Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Went to Alton Towers last week, and judging by the number of such cars I seen, there is an epidemic of penile reticulation. ...maybe a precurser to a new gameshow... "SPOT THE W****R" 'Tony's Magic Island' dontcha just love it!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 This newsflash today... The UK government has just announced that it is worried that mens penises are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is they have asked all men with penises smaller than 3 inches to drape a white flag with red cross on their car during the months of June and July. Ends Too bad for Alabamians.... Alabama health warning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 To find out how great the problem is they have asked all men with penises smaller than 3 inches to drape a white flag with red cross on their car during the months of June and July. I can see why they did this, because it worked so well with the blue cross for denoting the men without testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 I can see why they did this, because it worked so well with the blue cross for denoting the men without testicles. .......a blue cross......... Damn I feel bad for those finish guys with no testicles!! It's white you [censored] lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 It's white you [censored] lol Still, nice to see you admit to having no balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edge Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 No, merely able to interpret a failed attempt at an insult lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted June 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 MARS bars are being renamed Believe to rally England fans for the World Cup. Bosses hope it will inspire England to emulate Bobby Moore's 1966 World Cup win with England. The chocolate bar will change later this month for the first time since it was made in 1920 and will revert to Mars after the tournament ends in July. Andrea Taylor, of Mars, said: "As the nation's favourite chocolate bar, Mars is in an ideal position to fuel positivity for the World Cup." The Believe range will also be sold in Scotland, Wales and Ireland, though with a more general philosophical message - as they failed to make the finals. England Football Supporters Federation boss Malcolm Clarke said: "A Mars bar is still a Mars bar, whatever it's called. I guess some will see it as jumping on the bandwagon." Rivals Nestle will also put images of England's 1966 victory on Kit Kats and Yorkies. Experts expect similar stunts from hundreds of other companies. Marketing magazine Brand Republic said: "It's the biggest sports marketing opportunity of the decade - companies don't want to be left behind." Scottish Football Supporters, affectionately known the world over as The Tartan Army have responded with their take on it (see below): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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