The Shortest Thread Ever

[KB]

Hey it's gotta grow from some given point.

Ken

[offshore]

Ah, there we go, back a page or two... talking about eggs again.

[ryyannon]

Ah, there we go, back a page or two... talking about eggs again.

You seem to be harboring ambivalent feelings towards eggs.

We all come from them, you know.

Have you ever thought of talking about this with a qualified professional?

[offshore]

You mean my egg doctor?

[zmankillian]

eggzachary

[ryyannon]

You mean my egg doctor?

Ah, your eggs are feeling poorly, are they?

[cornerstone]

Ah, the egg doctor...!

[ryyannon]

Stop trying to egg us on, C-Stone!

You're really hard-boiled: even if they crack you up, eggs are no laughing matter...

How do you expect offshore to feel confident enough to open up and share with thread-poachers like you turning everything into derision?

[cornerstone]

Maybe I just like my eggs sunny side up....

[ryyannon]

Relative to where I am, that would be upside-down.

[cornerstone]

You live under a piece of bread?

Unusual - distinctive. I like it.

[offshore]

I would have thought that to be sunny side down.

CS, stop side tracking this very serious and important thread... I was about to reveal some medical advice I received about eggs, and then off you fly, egg crapping, as usual.

[ryyannon]

The Egg Doctor is....

IN

[cornerstone]

Dear Egg Doctor....

[cornerstone]

[KB]

:rofl:

Ken

[offshore]

This is eggsasperating!

Realise please, that egg problems, are no laughng matter.

Said to the doc, just recently..... Doc, I said, I have an egg problem......

To which he replied......I understand... eggsactly.

Not something to crow about.

[Emmzy]

These postings are just eggsacerbating the problem here....there should be no more laying down of posts in this thread.

This is becoming eggstremely silly and the yoke is wearing thin.

I'm eggziting right now.

[hambone]

Not to egg on anyones face here, but the omlettes are ready..

[cornerstone]

Things were getting quiet around here; Dr Egg has his red light still on (he may have a sideline in prostitution, we're not sure) - so while we're waiting, a Shortest Thread intermission...

(I thought some of this guy's stuff was great - all credit to him)

[ryyannon]

These postings are just eggsacerbating the problem here....there should be no more laying down of posts in this thread.

This is becoming eggstremely silly and the yoke is wearing thin.

I'm eggziting right now.

Your assessment of the situation is a bit eggjazzerated.

[ryyannon]

Let's remain polite and cease this egg-throwing contest...

You seem to have forgotten that we have a member here who's come to us with an egg problem, and all you can do is to turn the subject into some kind of half-baked omelette with your raw humor and cheesy jokes....

[Pugwash]

Chat-up line: Hey babe, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Retort: Unfertilised.

[cornerstone]

You seem to have forgotten that we have a member here who's come to us with an egg problem, and all you can do is to turn the subject into some kind of half-baked omelette with your raw humor and cheesy jokes....

I'm helping him come out of his shell....

[hambone]

Eggain...