swdivad Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black eye Staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian' He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son...what happened last night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 AM., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.' Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??' His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!' Broken Coffee Table: $239.99 Hot Breakfast: $4.20 Two Aspirins: $.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Top one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corgi Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 This one made me pull a "laugh out loud" as the kids say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Yeah it's good but it's like my JLC......................pure fantasy. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fauxlex Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Classic! Thanks for a good laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shundi Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Haha, good stuff ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheaton26 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 good one david ... have a great holiday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolfire Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 I wish i had a wife to say that to! Good one, nonetheless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayward Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 LOL...excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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