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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's

Christmas party.

Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol

at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad

as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong..

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees

is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table..

And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing

in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and

sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of

the house. He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black

eye

Staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note

hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on

it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make

you your favorite dinner tonight.

I love you, darling!

Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,

steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the

table, eating.

Jack asks, 'Son...what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 AM., drunk and out of your mind. You fell

over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,

and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order

and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for

me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when

she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm

married!!'

Broken Coffee Table: $239.99

Hot Breakfast: $4.20

Two Aspirins: $.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS!!!

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