jonthebhoy
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Did somebody say PIRATES?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Superb
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Excellent! Okay, "Lagrange" won't work but "Leonardo" does. Why??
As well as an artist he was also an acclaimed mathematician?
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Got a call from a friend in one of the shops now.. He Can get me a great deal on a Miele..
Got 'Fuzzy Logic' too..........Wooooo!!!
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This is mine;
it`s not the volume that counts!
Your penguin has a MASSIVE bill.
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or.......Skirted Papps?
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How does she go about the 1400rpm spin cycle? Run around the wee cottage?
The drying cycle...........(the wet clothes are compressed in the basket for quicker moisture extraction and she wears some as well)................
JTB
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Yeah, but I don't know Ignatz.
I don't know "skipped" either.
JTB
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At £20.00 per hour my gran is not cheap. She is however, very good and meets all your criteria with one possible exception.........silent............on account of her propensity to chew tobacco with her false teeth out. Let me know.
JTB
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What is it specifically about the gold?
It isn't!
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@ john - no need to multi-post the same question in different areas. Posts merged.
JTB
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When I'm bored I always amuse myself with this.
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So it would not be incorrect to say that you have a Penguin dic?
Would saying this to someone in a Glasgow pub on Friday night ('Hey, Penguin dic!') be liable to create interpersonal problems for myself?
So much to learn, so little time....
"Hey penguin dic!"............not good.
"Hey king penguin dic!"......worse.
"Hey emperor penguin dic!".........your dead.
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I win! I win! I have the biggest dic!!
I have The Tome of Knowledge. It is a manly 11" by 14" and EIGHT INCHES thick. We use it at work to name our new servers.
Let's see if anyone can guess the criteria by which we name? The most recent servers are:
Alan
Blaise
Charles
(skipped)
Euclid
Frigyes
Galileo
Hypatia
Ignatz
Jonne
Karl
Anyone??
Lagrange???
or perhaps Leonardo?
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The real deal is here.
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I'll forgive his accent for the "Gie yer mither a kiss or al kick yer teeth in" line.
JTB
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p.s. something about green 'n' white eh JTB
Indeedy............plus the wee man had a point to prove and he sure did that.
I'd take him back in a heartbeat.
JTB
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If I'm being honest the Tangerines weren't a bad outfit in those days managed by wee misery guts Jim McLean.
As for Barca - Lineaker, Hughes and Archibald were a handful for any team and the following season they went on to win the Cup Winners Cup beating Sampdoria in the final 2 - 0.
Regarding 1967..........it's historic and indelible doc!
JTB
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Doc,
From Wikipedia:
The pinnacle of their achievements in Europe came later in 1986-87 when United became the first Scottish club to reach the final of the UEFA Cup.[7] Along the way, United repeated their 1966 feat of eliminating FC Barcelona, this time managed by Terry Venables and featuring British players Gary Lineker, Mark Hughes and Steve Archibald. United defeated Barcelona home and away; they remain the only British side to date to achieve this in any European competition, with a record of four wins from four games. Although they failed to beat IFK Göteborg in the two legged final, there was glory in defeat as FIFA awarded a first-ever Fair Play Award to the club for the sporting behaviour of the fans on a memorable night at Tannadice Park.[9]As for Hearts and Hibs in Europe together........I won't hold my breath.
JTB
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Recent story from a woman's magazine........
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband
replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your a*se , didn't it?"
JTB
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Mine's is a Penguin and is an inch and a half thick and stands seven and three quarter inches tall.
Admire.....
JTB
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You really need to get out more Rico.
JTB
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become the only British team to ever win at Camp Nou (never mind twice!) despite not firing on all cylinders
I know they are nicknamed 'The Arabs' but I'm pretty sure Dundee United are Btritish doc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dundee_United_F.C.
JTB
Problems Over At Rwi
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