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And that made him all the more special Ken. JTB

"Oh for a Beefy" I can hear the poms say..........................that's Botham not Bovril for the uninitiated! JTB

Ken - Take 2 of these before every test match: JTB

Ah Ken......the arrogance I was talking about...........I never mentioned the poms winning. Read my post again my friend. I said they "(they) seemed to snatch defeat from the jaws of a draw". JTB

Yep the poms seem to snatch defeat from the jaws of a draw. Peiterson and Collingwood must be sick as parrots. I should have taken Ladbrokes 16-1 on 5-0. Damn! JTB

Girls Girls Girls maybe??? JTB

Excellent idea Kevin. Much kudos to you. JTB

I'm intrigued. JTB

Ken - you old devil you! I've heard some chat up lines in my time but that one takes the biscuit. JTB

What you want to start is a nice Noobmariner at 100 bucks - check out the dealer forum. JTB

Did someone mention cheese? Mmmm! JTB

I am suitably chastised and will not transgress no more doc! JTB

You can but it's green! JTB

I know MVB – I’m usually one of the jokers in the pack when it comes to these things but alas today magnanimity was running through my very veins and I succumbed to drawing and sharing the milk from the bountiful udders of the great cow of human kindness. I have been assured by the great WIS gods in the WIS sky that my deed of goodwill will be suitably rewarded in some splendiferous fashion in the very near future. Failing this, I shall return to being the nauseating, cantankerous, arrogant bastard I once was. Thank you JTB

Watch Idiot Savant Main Entry: idiot sa·vant Pronunciation: 'E-"dyO-sä-'vän, or same as IDIOT and savant for respective singular and plural forms Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural idiots savants /-"dyO-sä-'vän(z)/; or idiot savants /-'vän(z)/ Etymology: French, literally, learned idiot Date: 1927 1 : a mentally defective person who exhibits exceptional skill or brilliance in some limited field 2 : a person who is highly knowledgeable about one subject but knows little about anything else JTB

My favourite. Very ornate. I could talk about it all day. JTB

I wish! JTB

Well…….can I suggest you mark all posts which refer to the following to be ignored: Big bang Casino Royale Logo Competition TTK is a rat TTK is a god Does anyone live in Bognor Regis? Pugwash ate my hamster Who has the best Breitling Chronomat Evolution? This should knock it down to 2 pages only. Glad to have been of assistance. JTB (caring sharing mod)

When the need arises I’m all for the short, sharp, no shilly-shallying “You’re a f**kwit now f**k off” approach then…… subject closed and then…… “move on, nothing to see here”. Drawn out public beatings and lynchings under the guise of punishment but in reality sport and schadenfreude for the masses, whilst entertaining for some, are space wasters for others and entirely unnecessary in my opinion…………………unless of course I’m actively promoting it, in which case it’s fine. JTB (maderator)

I suppose you call the above a Santa clause? Well done! Great idea! JTB

As long as ye keep yer paws aff the SRSD.......awright! JTB

...........and ye STILL hate Jimmy Hill. JTB

Well done to all the winners, especially Ken. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. JTB