jonthebhoy

Look Rico............I can wait.....no rush for that PO chrono you want to give me! JTB

Just a bit of fun Angus. A play on words. http://liftoff.msfc.nasa.gov/academy/universe/b_bang.html JTB

I'm coming around to that line of thinking. JTB

Until production I suppose it's only a Big Bang theory at the moment? JTB

#2 for me. I know my place and it ain't screwing around with watches. Polishing - yes. Straps and bracelets - yes. Fiddly-diddly hand replacements, movement work, luming etc. - no way Jose. Besides I just don't have the time. I have a very good watchsmith a few miles away who is my main man when it comes to "serious" work. JTB

http://www.maximmag.co.uk/stupidfun/videoc...452/phwoar.html I love the name of the police chief......Bent Koch Hansen. JTB

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* **And* K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while* Hard Work* and* Knowledge* will get you close, and* Attitude** will* get you there, it's the* [censored]* and* Asskissing* that will put you over the top. */Don't you just Love it!!!/*

24............wanna buy some? JTB

You know me so well. JTB

......and I'd like to meet his psychiatrist as well! JTB

Here's a deal...........you guys carry on drinking and we'll carry on moderating! JTB

Life is BUMPy JTB

Try here: http://www.rwg.cc/members/index.php?showtopic=14711 JTB

Yes but 462 were actually looking for The Rubber Chicken site! JTB

Interestingly enough..............have you met Glasgow's next Bond girl, Hairy Bella? JTB

And use these ones please: JTB

From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Carrick-on-Suir Ireland. Recently a routine Gardai patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the Garda noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the Garda quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the Garda said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy". True story...

I betcha still would though? JTB

Never liked her music.

I know.........and if you needed more proof Rico................. http://www.rwg.cc/members/index.php?s=&amp...st&p=158326 Tee hee JTB

Didn't Danny Craig wear this in 'Our Friends In The North'? JTB

And there was me thinking it would be this by Van Morrison: Precious Time Precious time is slipping away But you're only king for a day It doesn't matter to which God you pray Precious time is slipping away It doesn't matter what route you take Sooner or later the hearts going to break No rhyme or reason, no master plan No Nirvana, no promised land Because, precious time is slipping away You know you're only king for a day It doesn't matter to which God you pray Precious time is slipping away Say que sera, whatever will be But then I keep on searching for immortality She's so beautiful but she's going to die some day Everything in life just passes away But, precious time is slipping away You know she's only queen for a day It doesn't matter to which God you pray Precious time is slipping away Well this world is cruel with its twists and its turns But the fire's still in me and the passion it burns I love her madly 'til the day I die 'Til hell freezes over and the rivers run dry Precious time is slipping away You know she's only queen for a day It doesn't matter to which God you pray because Precious time is slipping away Precious time is slipping away You know you're only king for a day It doesn't matter to which God you pray Precious time is slipping away Precious time is slipping away You know you're only king for a day It doesn't matter to which God you pray because JTB

Consequently from next Monday...........I'll be posting less! Only kidding Puggie! JTB

Many thanks - Excellent tracks! JTB

Looks good. What price? JTB