Pugwash

In what way isn't this just another "Who has the best Sub"? It's never worked before, what's different this time?

Nothing. Where is it, I want it

... and presumably not nicked off some website.

Don't demand answers like you're paying me.

There's stuff made specifically for this. It's called, unsurprisingly, Engraving Filler. Check out your local craft shops or google it.

Same goes for an adult! Mrs Pugwash has to drag me away from the local AD's window in case I run inside and buy a Moon Watch.

No ... I love that avatar! Who is it? Lima Bean?

... but I won the last pic compo and lost the money ...

Now that's what I'm talking about: Being a parent. It's a better long-term investment than a keylogger.

"Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo Put 'em together and what have you got Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo" Salagadoola is a low-pH liquid. mechicka-boola is quite high, and Bibbitybobbityboo is, as we all know, pH7. In the right quantities, the neutralising effects will return a liquid that is so close to Bibbitybobbityboo as to be indistinguishable, as long as you allow the mineral deposits to settle; a centrifuge helps. "Chim chiminey Chim chiminey Chim chim cher-ee!" This is a mis-transcribed phrase by the well-known French steeplejack, after whom the trade is named, Jaques le Stipeaux who, when asked by his wife how he would shore up the large cooling towers in the Northern English factory he was working at, answered "I shim ze chiminees. Shim chimneys, Cherie."

You reckon? I don't think so, unless you mean absolute best, at which point the answer is unfortunately Rolex. The MBW top 1680 with mods is absolute best rep, theoretically, but only if you add "at any cost". The best Sub is entirely budget-based, imho.

I reckon England can beat Sweden next time, as we'll have a manager that won't be embarrassed when England scores. Seriously, watching Erickson's reactions to our goals was quite telling: He never really wanted a win.

Looks real.

Searching for a technical solution for as political problem will never be 100%. Will the teenager know there's a keylogger installed, ie will he be actively seeking ways past it, or is this a covert operation? I recommend moving the PC to the living room, as it's cheaper and easier, but if the PC is being used as a replacement for supervision, then you might do well using a proxy/firewall solution. That way you can log everything on a separate machine that the teenager cannot circumvent.

It's ok, we get to beat Germany in the final now. Now, does anyone remember the score from last time England played Germany? I forget ... Sweden should be scared, though.

Shame the second half wasn't as good ... for us Englishmen I think we fell apart and only recovered towards the end.

England are actually playing like a World Cup team ... finally! Damn, not as boring as I expected.

His danger is being deliberately overstated in the hope that Sweden over-mark him and let Lampard pile-drive a few in from outside the box. I hope the Swedish coach isn't reading this ...

Hee hee hee!

To be honest, I'll settle for a draw as Equador look very beatable, especially compared to Germany.

ROONEY!!!

it'll be an inelegant 1-0 or 2-1 victory for England. Rooney will show his class and a few English players will get close to bookings. It'll have moments of brilliance with long periods of waiting between them. England don't need to win, so they'll show their class.

I'm torn between these two at this point in the week:

Now, if these were all guaranteed to be his photos, sure, but even then, that's not a rep, it's a prop.

Do you want help or a stock answer? If you want help, stick around and enjoy the read. If you want instant gratification and to buy a watch now-now-now, get a cheapo Noobmariner from Trusty or similar. Click on the picture for instant gratification, but it'll be nowhere near as rewarding as learning what you're buying. Yes, this is now one of my stock answers to "who has the best ..." and while it is nowhere near as helpful as Edge's guide for newbies, it's quicker. ps. Read Edge's guides for newbies.