Well I always liked options, so here you go:
1) Systems Co-ordinator for one of the largest non-profit agencies in a major city;
2) Drug lord, respected by most, feared by some, hated by others;
3) Partner in a security and privacy company;
4) Owner of a computer consulting business;
5) Inventor
6) Hot dog salesman
7) Retiree
Felon
9) Most, if not all, of the above, at some point in my life
10) None of the above, I'm really just a government employee who likes day dreaming during office hours
Take your pick, I'll never tell
EDIT: Hah, I was just going to replace the "8" and ")" for the eighth choice, as it ended up being a smiley symbol, but it made me laugh when I saw which "career" it ended up beside.