I'll do it for you for free ninety-nine.* ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ********* *********
*I may or may not attach the new cannon pin with a large pointy stick
**The stick may not actually be pointy, but rather dull
***Almost club-like really, resembling a baseball bat more than anything else
****Ok, you got me, I'll be using a hoof of a neighbourhood horse
*****There are no horses in my neighbourhood
******You may or may not get the watch back.
*******If you get your watch back, you may or may not be able to use it to tell time ever again.
********If you are still able to tell time with it, it may not be the right time.
*********If you are able to tell the right time with it, it may only occur twice in a day.
**********I will be your best friend, or at least appear to be until I have your watch in hand.