Johnkaz Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 This is one that could run. Why is that the Mr Universe competition, which has been running since 1965 has always been won by an Earthling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? What is it that makes a shrimp jumbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Why do you have to cut a tree down before you can cut it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arniezac Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Why does your nose run and your feet smell ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwatch Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Why is the World Series played by only North American Teams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakemaster Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I don't consider people pumped up on steriods to be humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4GTR Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 why can't an auto company make a car that looks like a ferrari or lamborghini and not charge hundreds of thousands of dollars for it? Making a car look like a ferrari instead of a 350Z is not the costly part, its the capability underneath the skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Why is it that in consumer electronics, innovation and volume lowers costs but in automobiles, it is the opposite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Why is freight going by road a shipment but by ship it's cargo? Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Why can't you hold any cargo in cargo shorts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwatch Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adrenalin Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Why are there locks on the doors of 24 hour convenient store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 How do they get teflon to stick to the pan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 How do they get teflon to stick to the pan? Why is it you always find how do they questions in the why is it thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwatch Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? How does he know there isn't Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 How does he know there isn't Ken Somebody ratted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? Why is there a sign that say's braille menus available at the drive thru of Mcdonald's? Why are there signs that say braille menus available anywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 "No pets allowed. Except seeing eye dogs" Who the hell is that sign for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Why is it: No shirt No shoes No service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanikai Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? I gotta 'answer" this one since I was involved for a long time with the Bikers and the Legislature in Hawaii.. It's the only way the State can get Federal funds for it's Freeways.. they have to be labeled "Interstate" even though they don't connect..from island to island.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanikai Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Why do people say "It's always in the last place you look"? Of course it is always in the last place you look, what kind of moron would keep on looking after he'd found it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Why is it when you join a gym they tell you to wear loose clothing? If I had loose clothing I wouldn't be joining the gym in the first place. Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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