Demsey Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL. DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET. DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO. It's CRAZY how accurate this is! No peeking! 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3 4) Then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....) 5) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number.... 6) Add the digits together Now Scroll down > > > > With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below: 1. Einstein 2. Oprah Winfrey 3. Snoop Dog 4. Bill Clinton 5. Bill Gates 6. Gandhi 7. Brad Pitt 8. God 9. Demsey I know, I know....I just have that effect on people. One day, you too can be like me. Why are you laughing??? P.S. Stop picking different numbers!!! I AM YOUR IDOL ..... JUST DEAL WITH IT!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4GTR Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Cute. Were you the one that stated a while ago on R1, that the abuse of punctuation marks drove you crazy? The additional !!!,???, etc. as if the first one was not enough to drive the point? That struck a chord with me. I love my grammar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailboss Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Oke smart [censored], just give me a while to work out how the hell you worked that! /me realises he can't and emails math professor mate for answer. Col. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted October 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Cute. Were you the one that stated a while ago on R1, that the abuse of punctuation marks drove you crazy? No, that were Clive. I was the one abusing the punctuation to those ends. Ahhhh, no return of the salad days. @ Col It's just linear algebra Col. you know, this stuff; 3x+4y=5 or 4x+6y=8. I could prove it, but why bother? Numbers do not lie. By dialectics it too can be proven; I am a multiple of '9'. Jimi Hendrix once postulated; If 6 were 9. He died before I could set him straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redwatch Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 So are you my role model, or is it the cute girl in your avatar?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted October 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 or is it the cute girl in your avatar?? Hey man, if you aspire to be a gorgeous jewish girl? I'm not here to judge. There's nothing wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4GTR Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I thought that was your daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailboss Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 It's just linear algebra Col. you know, this stuff; 3x+4y=5 or 4x+6y=8. LOL. no, the school of life is the only one I graduated from. Col. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfPuppets Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 and i always thought my role model was oprah winfrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I got 10 And for my next trick I will divide by zero. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Oke smart [censored], just give me a while to work out how the hell you worked that! Any factor of nine breaks down to nine. We know we have a factor of nine because we took whatever number you had and multiplied it by three, making it a factor of three, added three, still a factor of three and multiplied it by three again, making it a factor of nine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff g Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Thanks Pug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Thanks Pug. Yep really needed to know that. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Not so fast, Pugs. Dems is still my hero because he can prove 64 equals 65. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Not so fast, Pugs. Dems is still my hero because he can prove 64 equals 65. Only with a kinked hypotenuse, I bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Hey, I never kinked an hypotenuse in my life. I may have bent a few parabolas, but who hasn't? Wow, you guys are tougher than the Math Club. Anyway I'm over whole integers (which is a redundant term BTW), repeating decimals are where it's at. I mean, when you're travelling through Euclidean space, are you gonna land on Mars @ 20?, Venus @ 45, Alpha Centauri @ 105,000,000? Doubt it. So, don't take the test. See what I care. I cheated anyway. You are allowed any constant between 1-9. Everyone just assumes integers. If you use 'Pi', you get '8.' If you use 'cake' you get '2.' So yeah. Math burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valerian Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 OK, that was that. Now, tell us, is the cute jewish girl in your avatar your daughter and if not, what's her name? Val. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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