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Planet Ocean Scandal: PO Owners Using Prostitutes?


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This is from The Guardian...

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Don't recognize the face? How about the watch???!

We all know it's Citizen owners that need prostitutes. :bangin:

The real scandal is that this is a just stock photo. How embarrassing for the dude - only people that know him and his watch will know who he is I guess.

On a totally unrelated subject my pumpkin PO on black rubber is up for a very quick sale.

Only interested in trades from prostitutes.

:animal_rooster:

Posted

so do you get a free girl with the watch?

perhaps a blow up doll with the rep?

Wonder what you could get if you bought the Ultimate version rep?? Real Hair? Soft touch or maybe she might swallow! Order made!!

Posted

Wonder what you could get if you bought the Ultimate version rep?? Real Hair? Soft touch or maybe she might swallow! Order made!!

PeteM- You need to set your expectations accordingly. UPOs will get you a Fleshlight and small bottle of lube; nothing more :)

Posted

PeteM- You need to set your expectations accordingly. UPOs will get you a Fleshlight and small bottle of lube; nothing more :)

Sounds like any other Friday night for me!!

Posted

So if i get the 007 version they'll throw in a "Bond Girl"?!

Im buyin the whole collection!

:evil2:

knowing my luck I'd get that little dude from the man with the golden gun

Posted

knowing my luck I'd get that little dude from the man with the golden gun

Better than getting nothing at all!

If you buy the QoS version, they'll even send over Daniel Craig to give you an all over body massage! Dunno if happy ending is an option though...

No thanks :nea:

:evil2:

Posted

No one's interested in my [censored]-o-logical timepiece then, eh?

Guess I'll go ahead and slip it onto the wrist and go for a drive then...

The cheaper option is always getting the wrist action!!

Posted

Anyone wanna buy my PO?

I don't have any dead hookers in the trunk of my car, but after this shocking revelation, I don't want people thinking that I might...

:lol:

I dunno, I have seen the trunk of your car. :whistling::victory:

Posted

No one's interested in my [censored]-o-logical timepiece then, eh?

Guess I'll go ahead and slip it onto the wrist and go for a drive then...

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:lol:

I was lol'ing enough already, but then you just had to go and make me toss my diet Mtn Dew on my LCD. :rofl:

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Posted

Anyone wanna buy my PO?

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I don't have any dead hookers in the trunk of my car, but after this shocking revelation, I don't want people thinking that I might...

:lol:

How much? Any mods?

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