TwoTone Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Simply Amazing... Make sure to read below the picture... Double T PS: Executive Privileges in posting in GD Keep in mind this actually really did happen!!!! This is someone who was moving from an insurance claims office. Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went~ Walmart Employee: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc12345 Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 thanks for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephane Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 I love these errors ! Thanks for sharing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Victoria Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Okay, I was waiting and waiting for the rep watch related content. Since I realise there is none, let me just say: :lol: The UNDER NEAT totally threw me. I was like, "She's a neat freak? She cleans her bottom all the time? She's always in the loo -- what?". Oh God, the woman who took down the info not only got that wrong, but misunderstood the NEATH. HEHEHEHEHE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z80 Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Maybe they outsourced the bakery... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkerouac Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 I think the cake decorator must previously have worked for a Chinese rep engraver. There, now we've established the relationship to watches. This thread is safe for General Discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 I think the cake decorator must previously have worked for a Chinese rep engraver. There, now we've established the relationship to watches. This thread is safe for General Discussion. Nice week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freddy333 Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 And the cake if probably full of egg shells. Nice post, TwoTone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 HAHA thats GOOD!!! good old walmart lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Good thing that while ordering the cake you didn't slip on your desk and say, "Ouch my Balls", or that would be part of the message as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Good thing that while ordering the cake you didn't slip on your desk and say, "Ouch my Balls", or that would be part of the message as well. What if the co-worker ordering was a woman. More yucks, but never as good as the original! The "Welcome to the Text Message Generation" Birthday Cake Another mistake or just illiterate parents? More like Immaculate MISCONFECTIONS Unix Code mistake? Calling Mr. Pugwash "Hale to the Cheif" -- you know it Freaky Freemasons The NSFWP Cake http://schottdorf.org/images/amsterdam/pen...rthday-cake.jpg Trappist Monks Cake Bergies Cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pabra Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 OMG the cake is not a lie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trance220 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Unless that freemason cake is in Latin or some other foreign language, it doesn't really spell anything in their alphabet. The number of letters are correct for happy birthday, but that's not what it spells.... yes I'm a dork for trying to translate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTR Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Unless that freemason cake is in Latin or some other foreign language, it doesn't really spell anything in their alphabet. The number of letters are correct for happy birthday, but that's not what it spells.... yes I'm a dork for trying to translate it. Dude, it says "Happy Birthday ROB" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTR Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 There are however a lot of non-monkish, girlie names on the bottom of that "Trappist" cake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Isn't babelfish wonderful? This is also the first post I read after reading King's reply in the scam post. Irony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTR Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Babelfish? Who needs babelfish? That cake is in encoded ENGLISH... Easy enough to figure out... The process? What is the most likely phase on a cake? H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y -N A M E- The last letter of the first two suggested words are the same Y - yup - there it is encoded as "<" Hmm.. the second letter of first word and second to last of second is A - yessiree Bob.. encoded as "_|" So we have -A--Y ------AY --- Hmmm... H is 1st and 5th letter, same? Yup... so, now we have HA--Y ----H-AY --- So, if the is a double symbol in the first assumed word, and there is... well that pretty much clears up our assumptions... HA PP Y ----H-AY --- So, fill in the now almost certain second word... HAPPY BIRTHDAY --- Any letter symbols from the first two words match the unknown third word? hmmm... R and B HAPPY BIRTHDAY R-B But wait a minute? How can you be so sure that unknown letter is an O now big guy? What gives? How come it isn't something else? Well we could eliminate the vowels that we already have and know don't match... (which would be the most likely thing between two consonants, oops unless it's initials) but how can we be certain? Look at how the glyphs are designed... Start at the beginning... A is what ? _| B is what ? The same with a DOT... Hmmm.. is this a pattern? Probably, it seems logically and progressively designed to make it easy to remember and pick up quickly... so... Test for O... do we have an N? No.. but we do have P... and P has a DOT... so if the pattern is real, O should look like P, only without the DOT... Does it? Yup. O it is... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB Hey, that's ME? Or is The Zigmeister the birthday boy from the East??? No wait, he's up North... or was that just metaphorical? Or is that allegorical? Now watch what you say, or they'll be calling you a radical.... a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal... Oh won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're acceptable... respectable... oh presentable... a vegetable... At night when all the world's asleep... The questions run so deep... For such a simple man Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned? I know it sounds absurd... But please tell me who I am... who I am... who I am... who I am... ... ... ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trance220 Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 yeah but on the masonic cake, I looked up the masonic alphabet on line, and while the number of letters are correct, the spelling for "happy birthday" is wrong. Either the alphabet I looked up is inaccurate or the freemason's couldn't spell. I didn't bother to try to translate the name.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTR Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 This might not work... But this does... More properly known as the ineffable characters making up the Royal Arch Cipher, either version is used (as required) to decipher certain 'artifacts.' Hmm... babelfish, still not required, but Google does wonders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Hmm... babelfish, still not required, but Google does wonders... Aww, man, does that mean you're NOT a Freemason, POTR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTR Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Gee... I contorted my brain tying together little bits and pieces of the thread to come up with a nice little segue to fit it all into a nice little bit of musical humor, only to end up with someone taking it all too serious... and confusing our young lady into thinking I might be using my secret decoder ring to cheat! What a long, strange trip it's been... eh... nevermind... where's Ryy when I need a drinkin' buddy? I like cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceberg1459 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Thats so stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z80 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 There must be a hidden code in that cake. The phrase "Happy Birthday Rob" is CLEARLY an anagram of "Bad porphyry habit".. and as EVERYONE knows, porphyry is an igneous rock consisting of large-grained crystals, such as feldspar or quartz. So it's obvious the Freemasons plan to take over the world by creating a mass addiction to crushing and snorting these quartz laced rocks.... It's so clear to me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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