llsteve80 Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 I have been seeing a lot of censored threads lately, and I decided to look up what I can't use without censoring. Here is the list I compiled: (if you don't want your post edited, don't use these) [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmzy Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Or these 2 [censored] [censored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llsteve80 Posted December 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Or these 2 [censored] [censored] I can't believe I missed those! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmzy Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 I knew all the words in your list but can you please explain how this one works (I've heard that it is illegal in Italy) [censored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Don't forget: [censored] [censored] [censored] cockwomble [censored] [censored] feltchbucket [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Not just words, but past member IDs have been censored. Who can forget: Horace 'The Horse[censored]er' Horse[censored]er And Dave [censored] 'Big [censored]' Bill Trotsky Little Jim and Wanking Jack (Whoa, some went thru'. Hmm, good to know) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POTR Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 and while you're at this.... How can one be expected to effectively convey meaning whilst talking about watch movements when they are not allowed to say such things as Installing the balance [censored] in this movement is a bit of [censored] [censored] while carefully [censored] [censored] the [censored] [censored] ensuring that the pallet [censored] are not impinged upon the [censored] [censored] whilst [censored] [censored] [censored] to ensure your mainspring doesn't [censored]... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corgi Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 (edited) My favorite is still "Admin the Tank Engine" I don't remember how that one got figured out but it was too funny Edited December 9, 2007 by Corgi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Being mechanically inept I am often heard saying [censored] while trying to get the wire lug screws into the tiny holes on my Radiomir's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman_Fred Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Not just words, but past member IDs have been censored. Who can forget: Horace 'The Horse[censored]er' Horse[censored]er And Dave [censored] 'Big [censored]' Bill Trotsky Little Jim and Wanking Jack (Whoa, some went thru'. Hmm, good to know) I'm SO glad "wanking" isn't censored - I love "wanking", (it's such a great word !!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I'm SO glad "wanking" isn't censored - I'm wondering if the censorship script is US-American based? Let's see. Bugger. (Yep. One more) The Queen is a rat-faced old gargoyle and we need a bloody republic. (HMMM!) I love "wanking", You're lucky you're Fireman_Fred and not Victoria, else that would've been .sigged immediately! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llsteve80 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I knew all the words in your list but can you please explain how this one works (I've heard that it is illegal in Italy) [censored] Well it's illegal in Italy because of all of the [censored] being [censored] about the [censored]. I goes back the [censored] era where such things were frowned upon such as [censored] and [censored]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Well it's illegal in Italy because of all of the [censored] being [censored] about the [censored]. I goes back the [censored] era where such things were frowned upon such as [censored] and [censored]. That's because Winston Churchill WOULD keep referring to Il Duce as Il [censored]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman_Fred Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I'm wondering if the censorship script is US-American based? Let's see. Bugger. (Yep. One more) The Queen is a rat-faced old gargoyle and we need a bloody republic. (HMMM!) Being US American based, I assume it would not, therefore, preclude the use of Cockney Rhyming Slang? - Opens up a whole new can of worms, me ole China !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Being US American based, I assume it would not, therefore, preclude the use of Cockney Rhyming Slang? - Opens up a whole new can of worms, me ole China !! Don't be such a James Blunt, Fireman_Fred! (Oh, BTW, my cousins tell me the latest one is Uncle Fester for Child Molester. Sometimes I miss the UK. Then I remember the bloody weather) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman_Fred Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Don't be such a James Blunt, Fireman_Fred! :lol: (Oh, BTW, my cousins tell me the latest one is Uncle Fester for Child Molester. Sometimes I miss the UK. Then I remember the bloody weather) You leave our bloody weather alone - without it, we'd have nothing to talk about !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r11co Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 You're lucky you're Fireman_Fred and not Victoria, else that would've been .sigged immediately! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I was sure that the word [censored] would be on the list and it was not because [censored] is two words. Go figure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedeROLEX Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 If you were to censor all bad words in Italian, you will need a self learning database, with neural networks... The admins are lucky this valuable forum is in English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I,m not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son, I'm only plucking pheasants, til the pheasant pluckings done say it fast 10 times and censor youself. Cheers Johnkaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 If you were to censor all bad words in Italian, you will need a self learning database, with neural networks... The same can be said about cockflapping English. Just because the turdwrangling filter has a list of labkebab words as loose as a bag of slugs, it doesn't mean that you can't use terms like uphill gardener, beef curtains or wizards sleeve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmzy Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I'm dying to try this one, originally quoted by 'Rude Kid' in The Viz..... Soapytitwank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I like this thread, it gives the Admin team a list of all the words we still need to censor. :laugh: Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 This thread is so exciting, that a guy could unload a quart of man gravy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 From the front, or back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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