dluddy Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Hello! Shes' 21 and unmarried. Your MILF standards are high! She's lived a hard 21 years then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 The nurse at the sperm bank affected Johnny's ability to perform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 The nurse at the sperm bank affected Johnny's ability to perform. LOL! Wow, these are getting better. You guys must love Hooters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Ewwww, Aunt Joan hit the Abisynthe again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 "My father has threatened to sodomise any man who comes within 10 feet of me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiker01 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Shi&%$, I hope she doesn't smell Veronica on me, or else I'm dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiker01 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Ohhhhh man, my lucky day and I forgot the friggin condom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 "Woah, you just squeezed out more than a fart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) Hai Karate. Be careful how you use it. Edited February 21, 2008 by The Mentalist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 "Honey, when I said get me some Coke, I wasn't talking about soda...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HauteHippie Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Honey, you remember the fellow we met last night at dinner. Well after you fell asleep, I scored us free AR for life. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Well they are obviously an Aussie couple, and she has just said to him.... "I'm so glad you explained to me that the HIV positive on your medical report means you love it Here In Victoria" Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc savage Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 "Tom's 'excitement' quickly faded as he heard the telltale crunch of the minivan's tires on the gravel driveway. His pants, upstairs, seemed a million miles away. Karen's smile grew broader as she tightened her grip...." If you want to flip Karen over your shoulder, vault over the fence, and make a bare-assed getaway, turn to page 7. To wait and see what happens and maybe write a letter to Penthouse one day, turn to page 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gioarmani Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Choose Your Own Adventure reference. 100 points for obscurity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 "I told you I had prehensile feet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 "A penny for your thoughts?" "I just can't shake the feeling that somewhere... dozens of people are writing about me, and laughing..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 She ain't heavy, she's my sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiker01 Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Mary..."Did you like it?" Don...."Yaaaaaa!" Mary..."Was it as good as last time?" Don....."Way much better!" Mary...."You're really getting good at this!" Don....."You think so?" Mary...."I know so.....common, let's do it again!" Don....."What???? But we did it 8 times already!!!" Mary...."I know, but I also know that you're a stud and can do this over and over and over again! Common?" Don....."Eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh......okay!" Mary...."Alrighty then.........this is gonna be great, I'm shivering already......." Mary and Don.......................................................... .............................................................................. "yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted February 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 "I told you I had prehensile feet" LOL! Gotta love the anthropological jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 "I said I wanted to make the beast with two backs not the beast with two heads" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted February 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 "I said I wanted to make the beast with two backs not the beast with two heads" REMINDER: The contest is until 24:00 EST (6:00 GMT) tonight. The one with the most ratings wins. Tie-breakers are weighted in order: Gold Star, Funny, Zing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizzanooo Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Grandma said she slipped you the tongue when you kissed her goodnight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted February 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 AND THE WINNER IS... DOC SAVAGE! "Tom's 'excitement' quickly faded as he heard the telltale crunch of the minivan's tires on the gravel driveway. His pants, upstairs, seemed a million miles away. Karen's smile grew broader as she tightened her grip...." (2 Gold Stars, 2 Funnies) RUNNER UP... CORGI! "Are you sure it's a good time to be doing this WHEN THE DAM IS FLOODING RIGHT BEHIND US!?!?!?!??!" (3 Funnies) And bringing up the Comedy Caboose... KENBERG! "I'm so glad you explained to me that the HIV positive on your medical report means you love it Here In Victoria" & NANUQ! "A penny for your thoughts?" "I just can't shake the feeling that somewhere... dozens of people are writing about me, and laughing..." (2 Funnies) ...congratulations, Doc! PM coming up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted February 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 In other categories, honourable mentions include: Most Rep Watch-Related Caption VLYDOG's! "Honey, you remember the fellow we met last night at dinner. Well after you fell asleep, I scored us free AR for life." Caption Which Made Victoria Most LOL In Real Life THE MENTALIST'S! "The nurse at the sperm bank affected Johnny's ability to perform" And finally, this would've been my own entry: NYTimes Best Seller -- "He's Just Not that Into You" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc savage Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I'm honored, really! I'll be going for the Miami souvenir, since I've never been South of Georgia. Plus, I love Dexter, Scarface, and Miami Vice. So Victoria, what's the real story behind the photo, hmmm? What has the lovely lady said to our bottle-blonde hero? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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