nnomad Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 (edited) So, the idea is.. im A total noob making reviews of something he doesnt know about..its like having a 2 years old building a turbine engine with a stick...this could be fun..though..damn suicidal..ill take my chances i've been all shy...all intimidated, and to be honest, rather scared of asking stupid things, or maybe insulting all those supreme souls out there..(which i can actually understand, cause its a damn pain in the [censored] to answer to questions that could be defined as being insulting to the lowest level..and yes..i was one of those that wrote " were can i get the best rep of......XXXXXXXXXXX?????" )..but... what the hell...we all are noobs in a first start!..its a rule that you cant actually bend, so...no bending today... im gonna be the all mighty proud guy that doesnt has a clue about watches (except for the fact that they are indeed usefull to tell the time....if they work..which is the second problem of being a noob..we actually buy things that dont tell the time and are sold as being watches..... yep..the painfull truth....been there too..), and I will make a review of mine entire insulting collection...in a very proud way! and sorry about my english..im making an efford here. So, my first story..i went to NY, and a very strange looking fella made the usuall " pssssssssssssssssssss....do you want a tag???!!!".. i actually paid 80USD's for it, and all i got was something close to the part where Jim of mission impossible says " this thing will self destruct in 5 seconds." it actually took 10 hours, then the first part of the dial started to unglue..... charming stuff...good news is, it still works..bad news is, a superior of mine said to me in a very monocordic diplomatic way: "please..dont wear that, its embarresing" ..point taken..... that was 5 years ago..and still..no love what so ever..even for my beautifull masterpiece tag heur monaco, bought on chinatown in a strange baseman Second one...a lot more memorable!... a pilot friend invited me for a long haul to Shanguai...oh that was funnn..... i was not a pilot yet, but... i just dediced i should look like one!... a guy offered me a "Vacheron constantin" for 30 usd..... i had no idea what a "vacheronihavenoideawhatthehellthatisbutitlooksveryexpensiveandhasacuteglass initwhichyoucanactuallyseesomethingreallyreallyreallyimpressiveeventhoughyouknow i tisntallthatimpressiveoritwouldntcost30usd"..but dammnnn,...that was cute..i almost looked responsible with it...so that was my second one.. then i decided to buy a gen... yeeaaa...laugh all you want!.. ( its a bit redundant to use "GEN" and "CALVIN KLEIN" in the same sentence....)..so, my 350usd went to the guy that made a fortune by selling boxers....extremelly smart investiment..(And at this point i think all of you should detect a bit of sarcasm going on..im just warning cause its very hard to be sarcastic in a foreign lenguage) ... and it works.... it does.... i think thats the first symptom of a "quartz" thing..it just w o r k s. ..no power reserve crap..no masturbations in order to make the damn thing work...no nothing... but...because of all of you here i went totally insatisfied!!!..............that is n o t c o o l ..at all....i have a watch that works and girls adore, and i hate it!!..just because you arrogant [censored] convinced me that it has no soul!!! ohhh come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn........................ why did you had to mess me up like that for god sake!?!?!?..its a watch!! i can refuel it each couple of years!, hell, i refuel my car each week!!...but no..now im all " ohhhhhhhhh...this is so automatic 28.800 god knows what ....so soulfulll.. soo so so so so..and it makes cute sounds and "wozzzesssesss" when i wave like an insane person..........." jezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... (im not in the tourbillon freak mood yet.........that would be trully scary and probably takes more time and a suicidal action in order to stop it) Then i made my first impulsive buy...i didnt care one bit about your "safe dealers list" ..and yes..i can actually help you guys in this one.. rolex4U is from tony!.. fast like a damn bullet, cheap as hell....and it came without any problems whatsoever (the other one i ordered from watcheden..well..that one was destroyed in costums....charming stuff..but tony has sent a new one..really professional guy)..going on.. i came across in geneve with a watch that had a nice pair of 36C in it..loved it.. how couldnt i? the "6000 euros " tag was the low point..so i started to investigate and thats how i ended up in RWG... i got my swordfish with a very charming false chronometer, which i love and i use it everyday!.......... (the low part iis..someone probably got drunk and attached the "chronofighter" back in it........................................ im sure it will be very valuable one day just by having that cute mistake on) And now..well..now..... im decided i should be james bond.. i diserve that, and i never got the chance to pretend i want to kill terrorists...so im waiting for PT Edited March 20, 2009 by nnomad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 A very funny story. You should post your Monaco in the rep on worst reps...especially if you can capture the dial becoming unglued. Welcome aboard...you're writing is clearer than a lot of native English writers if you have any concerns about that. It sounds like you're well on your journey of rep fun!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Awesome story, welcome to the party PS: I buy from Tony as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Manny Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Ahhh man, I was hoping to see that Tag in that photo. That comment had me laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnomad Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 By popular demand.... feast yourselfs........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnomad Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 P.S. i forgot to mention, when i bought it and i looked at it 2 hours later in the plane..it looked like it had termites building a city inside the glass...im not sure if it will be possible to identify the comunity that lives inside that glass......... (its multiplying..) but, something is alive there. trust me cheers guys.. thanks for the patience A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmurphy926 Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Funny story Nomad...Welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 ...im not sure if it will be possible to identify the comunity that lives inside that glass......... (its multiplying..) but, something is alive there. trust me I can't find the original post with pictures...but The Zigmeister found pubies in LordRasta's UPO...so it really could be alive...and I do trust you...just don't take offense if I wash my hands after shaking yours. Yuck!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnomad Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I dont get offended by self preservation instincts King ( its more confortable to call you that after seing you with a crown.. ) cheers mate (ill try to figure out how to put the pics here......i thought you could see them) A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Enjoyable read and welcome to RWG nnomad Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnomad Posted March 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 well..... i think they are posted..........at least, with me they work and i can click in the attachments in order to see them.. i have no idea..and i have to many movements in my brain right now in order to be able to come up with a decent solution.................................so..please, let me know if you are unable to see the pics i've posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relox Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 I can't find the original post with pictures...but The Zigmeister found pubies in LordRasta's UPO...so it really could be alive...and I do trust you...just don't take offense if I wash my hands after shaking yours. Yuck!!!! Hey, men... What the he*l are you doing? What do you think that Greenpeace would say about that watch? In fact, nnomad, you are carrying foreign animal species from the US to your country and that may be dangerous... :-P When you go to bed, please, put your Monaco inside the drawer and lock it. And, please, please, please... Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreww Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 "please..dont wear that, its embarresing" Thats the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! Would make a great signature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchmeister Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Great story and welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Excellent reading. Glad to have you and thanks for sharing your story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kowalski608 Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 "I think thats the first symptom of a "quartz" thing..it just w o r k s. ..no power reserve crap..no masturbations in order to make the damn thing work...no nothing.." Haha... great line... especially the "it just w o r k s" clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 I will never awake my watch again without thinking of your story. Cant beat it. You are my hero Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Thanks for sharing-- a good read. Welcome. -Ronin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailboss Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Hey mate, welcome! Loved the story. I think you will fit right in here. Love the Tag too. Keep us updated with the progress of your "ant farm" please. Regards, Col. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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