"Dear Jack and Victor My husband and I have been together for 67 years. Lately, I’ve been feeling he isn’t as interested in…well, the finer things in life. What do you suggest we do to kick-start the old fire and water? Regards, Muriel."
Dear Muriel You have to face facts, pet. There comes a time in your life when pish is the only perfume. Try wearing only one duffel coat when you go to bed. That should arouse the old boy. Sorted.
JTB