jonthebhoy

And I thought Dirk Straps was a 70s porn star! JTB

Even with the tin foil on her face............she gets my vote. If you struggle to get 100 can we vote twice? Phnarr phnarr! JTB

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Enjoy the break Rob. If you are in Scotland on your travels let me know and we'll hook up. Look forward to your return. JTB

Well done for doing right by the other guys Chris. A day or so and you are sorted my friend. JTB

I see someone has screwed with your avatar sig Ken. JTB (Not me BTW!)

I'm guessing it's a leading question and therefore I will plead ignorance. Pray tell. Presume it's a vintagised rep Rollie? JTB

I dunno. I woke up one day and had this. JTB

Where did you see this? JTB

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........or off on holiday with some sultry nymphomaniacal female? JTB

Maybe best to try again a little later guys. JTB

Ditto. Night Clive. JTB

Yes Bob and there's a $1000 RWG for anyone who can tell me what it is. Clues.....it ain't a rep. It's nothing special. It was an old photo. Cost $100. It's buggered now! JTB

Worthy of a good chuckle at this miserable hour. JTB

That'll be Perry's brother............or I'm going snooker-loopy? JTB

I forgot to add.........it felt good to donate! JTB

Fear ye not........to the best of my knowledge there is no dealer called 'Middle Mans'. As my learned friends said before.......read and ye shall find.........mibbees! JTB

The RWG 'Edge Appeal' can be found here: http://www.rwg.cc/members/index.php?showtopic=5202&hl= JTB

You may be aware that one of our friends and fellow member, namely Edge, has had his Paypal account hijacked and a sum in excess of £400 has been stolen from him. Investigations are ongoing on a variety of fronts to track down the perpetrators. If this is all new to you, please read the following thread: http://www.rwg.cc/members/index.php?showtopic=5171&st=20 Whilst it is extremely difficult for this or any forum to come to the aid of everyone who has been unfortunate enough to lose out in such a manner, we feel that in this particular instance, Chris (Edge) is an exceptional case, mainly in light of the way he recently selflessly organized and rallied everyone to Dutchy’s aid when some of his purchases went awol. To this end the Admin and Mods are happy for members who wish to contribute (whatever you can afford) to the “Edge Appeal” to do so use button below: When our target sum is reached we will announce the end of the appeal. Many thanks for your understanding and cooperation in this. Please also assist by continuing to bump this post. JTB

This isn't a great picture. My camera isn't handy at the moment so your getting an old snap with my head removed to protect those of a nervous disposition. Presenting my 1976 Fender Strat unmodified and perfectly looked after...... and singing sweeter and sweeter with every year that passes. JTB

The Scottish Mafia is here and we eat fu$§*tards for breakfast as well as pigs bladders, cows blood, magic mushrooms and other local delicacies. I am happy to throw something into the pot from a personal perspective but will also discuss with Admin and other Mods if there is a means to set it up via the board. JTB

I'm not one normally for threatening violence.....but if we find out who these f**kers are I recommend a right good knee-capping. Posse required - apply within. So sorry for you Chris and everyone else affected. JTB

And whilst were on the subject of colleges and East Coasties did you hear the wan aboot the two Fife fermers...... Two Fife farmers, Tam and Shuie, are sitting in the Farmers bar, drinking beer. Tam turns to Shuie and says, "Ye ken fit? I'm tired o'gan through life withoot an education. I'morn, I think I'll go doon to the community college and sign up for some classes." Shuie thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day Tam goes down to the college and meets the Lecturer, who signs him up for the four basic classes: maths, English, history, and logic. "Logic?" Tam says. "Fit's at?" The Lecturer says, "I'll show you. Do you own a Strimmer?" "Aye" "Then logically because you own a Strimmer, I think that you have a Garden." "That's true, I dee huv a Garden." "I'm not done," the Lecturer says. "Because you have a Garden, I think logically that you would have a house." "Aye, I dee huv a hoose." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "I huv a femily." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife." "Yer nae wrang!! I dee huv a wife!!" "And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazin'!! You were able to find a' that oot, jist 'cos I huv a strimmer." Excited to take the class now, Tam shakes the Lecturers's hand and leaves to meet Shuie at the pub. He tells Shuie about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history and logic. "Logic?" Shuie says, "Fit's at?" Tam says, "I'll show ye. Do you huv a strimmer?" "No." "Well then, yer a poof." JTB