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If you've got Roy mounting Trigger and Buck and his rocket, do you have the complete set? JTB

"Dear Jack and Victor My husband and I have been together for 67 years. Lately, I’ve been feeling he isn’t as interested in…well, the finer things in life. What do you suggest we do to kick-start the old fire and water? Regards, Muriel." Dear Muriel You have to face facts, pet. There comes a time in your life when pish is the only perfume. Try wearing only one duffel coat when you go to bed. That should arouse the old boy. Sorted. JTB

Boaby - "Here come the two fat bastards" Jack - "Aye Boaby, it's awe they sandwiches yer wife gees us everytime we [censored] her!" JTB

May eternal light shine upon him. Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground and you in mid-air Send in the clowns Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve? One who keeps tearing around and one who can't move But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns Just when I stopped opening doors Finally finding the one that I wanted was yours Making my entrance again with my usual flair Sure of my lines Nobody's there Don't you love a farce? My fault, I fear I thought that you'd want what I want, sorry my dear But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns Don't bother they're here Isn't it rich? Isn't it queer? Losing my timing this late in my career But where are the clowns? Send in the clowns Well, maybe next year JTB

Sometimes it's slow, slow then quick, quick, slow. JTB

Our resident expert (Nanuq) is offline at the moment. He would be your best bet to answer this question. JTB

New series of Still Game coming soon. Smashin! JTB

Difficult to do at work but maybe later! JTB

Mmm.......isn't there one who recently signed the pledge? JTB

Okay.........point conceded............he's an [censored]! JTB

them high!

He used to be a drummer in a not bad little combo in the 70s! JTB I.E. The first incarnation of course!

Funny........when I read this, and I don't know why, I found myself reading it in the voice of the schoolteacher as portayed by one Karen Dunbar in the 'Chewin The Fat' show. Silly old me. JTB

As oor Chris's wee maroon mob are about to find out! JTB ...And remember if the Jambos don't make it.......that's an extra £5m for us!!!!!

Imposter...........this is really RBJ and here's the proof: Only kiddin Chris.........good article! JTB

Crasy!!! JTB

Which reminds me.......I'm Hank Marvin..........starvin' JTB

2 qualifying rounds though. (Including Arsenal, Liverpool et al ) JTB

He's goooooooooooood! JTB

CORRECTAMUNDO bro! Henke still delivers for the bhoys............even in a Barca shirt. Champions League here we come! Hail Hail. JTB

Just now I am listening to Mark Knopfler & Emmylou Harris. Recently I have also been listening to a little combo called 'Idle Talk' JTB

I am happy that he is returning to his homeland. We had the pleasure of having him in Glasgow for almost 5 wonderful years. He is a fantastic football player and a true gentleman as well. A great ambassador for your country. JTB

Guitars Songwriting Glasgow Celtic Football Club

Larsson made the difference when he came on. JTB

Anyone see Henke weave his magic last night? JTB