Pugwash

If the watch is supposed to be waterproof, it won't be as waterproof as it should be without the grease. It's not about what it adds, it's about what it takes away by not being there.

Gen. Nice try, Reg. Oh, hang on ... the stone on the bottom left looks suspect.

How? You need to be up close and have the watch in your hand to spot that.

Are there no correct GMT reps out there using the expensive 2893, like Panerais?

It looks cool.

This one? MY EYES!!!

Not the case. Since about a gazillion years ago, they've been classified as user-upgradable and the user is expected to add memory, change hard-drives, etc. Dell make it easy with easy-access cases and trays. The days of voiding your warranty by opening your PC case are long gone.

Well done!

Sure there is. What kind of hard drive is it? Do you have an external case you can put it in?

That's the important thing. Sure it's crappy, but it'll give you a feel for Panerais. You'll get better ones and stop wearing this one, but it'll perversely always be appreciated, I bet.

Great idea, but magnets and watches are not the best of friends!

You're him, aren't you.

Italian police seized his two Submariners, not his two Daytonas.

Very nice. I want a vintage like that.

I'm a little predictable today:

That makes me your pimp.

Yes, and to teach us how to fold t-shirts! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fold.php

They tend not to like that

There you go generalising again. Damn, how did I not see this thread? I can't believe I missed a good fight! Some people, like me, post a lot because we've got a lot to say. Look at the top twenty posters on this forum and over half of them are exceedingly knowledgeable and make this forum the kind of place you can read genuinely useful information, for free. To blanket-paint them all with broad sweeping strokes is not very polite. I don't come into your neighbourhood and start insulting your friends with generalisations, so please treat this forum like our neighbourhood. If you want to hang out with the cool kids, you'd best start acting cool. No wonder you got into a lot of fights 'in the street'.

Fedex?

Briiliant!

There's the three-finger twist slight variant, too. Instead of moving the thumb, you rotate the two fingers and thumb. Same effect, works on wider bras for those of you with well-endowed lady friends.

I can't believe there are blokes that didn't know this. It's your duty as a man to learn this if you don't know it.

The list price for genuine Moon Ponies may be $10, but seeing as they don't exist, I can sell mine for $100. The 203 was never publicly for sale: The customers were chosen by Panerai. This means the $18000 was merely the starting price. ... and a Picasso is just paint on canvas.