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Hey, Mister Admin Bloke! Excellent work and you know we all appreciate it. I particularly like the acronym feature and intend on using it a lot. Am I the only person to have used it so far?

I've spent the night on a platform in Oxford train station on several occasions when catching the last train from London to Maidenhead and sleeping past my stop because ... well, you get the last train because that's just after when the pubs kick you out. It's a fairly comfortable train station to sleep in until the milk train to get you home wakes you up and your hangover reminds you it's too early to be moving but too cold for you to stay where you are. Reading and Didcot also fall into this grouping. Cambridge, however, wasn't on my train line.

You're always looking for graduates. I hereby name you Mrs Robinson. Helium is monatomic, yes. It is almost always on its own. This doesn't stop it from being a molecule that comprises of a single atom.

No, I definitely meant molecule size. I don't think you'd be wearing a diving watch in the middle of a fission reaction to split the He atoms from the molecules, and if you did, you'd not care about the time.

Yes, it is, and they invented the damned thing! Lighter than air? Well, as a matter of fact it is, but that's got nothing to do with it. It's molecule size that matters.

If you want to know what Omega say, it's this:

Are all the Paris members ready for the get-together at the end of the month?

This should be good ...

Excellent. I await them with much ... anticipation.

I said that. It looks like I may have up to six new watches by the end of the month. Oops.

Nitch? Anyway, they make money from celebs. Look at their address. Like I say, I've seen photos of a very drunk Lohan Slapper wearing the Datejust.

I really want to see Dwight's watch now ...

Here we go again ...

Sure they do. All the Omega pics are of gens.

Doesn't Lindsay Lohan have a skull-adorned Datejust? You mean like the famous Marcel Duchamp painting that's hanging in the Philidelphia museum of modern art? It's now regarded as a classic, maybe these Rolexes will be one day. ps. Just playing Devil's Advocate. Those watches are hideous.

an ETA-powered Planet Ocean? I'd not worry about it for years, to be honest. Yes, get the Omega PO for your bro. He'll appreciate it.

"I like cheese! What kind of tomatoes should I get my brother?" A little help here, Ishann... If your brother is a skinny wee fella, a 45mm PO may not be the nest choice, for instance.

I thought it was common knowledge that this strap is on its way as a replica.

I don't see why. Besides, it's VIP status you should be worried about. Why don't you have it?

Same as yesterday, I'm afraid. It's Moonwatchtastic!

Yes, but that was a deliberate suicide, wasn't it?

This site hasn't changed a bit. We still discuss all the replica witches we did before, with their black pointy hats and broomsticks ... maybe you're on the wrong site.

Tough choice? Not here. Between those two, I'd choose Andrew. Why? Because I want after-sales if I'm buying a Daytona.

Oh, you don't like women's watches either?

What about this one? http://home.teleport.com/~gregsa/clocks/wtm/index.htm (posted by evildee on RWI)