Jonny is in the classroom and the teacher asks him, Jonny, there are three birds sitting on the fence, the farmer shoots one so how many are there left?
Jonny says, none miss cos the others flew away when the farmer shot one. Teacher says thats the wrong answer Jonny but i like your way of thinking.
So Jonny says Miss, there are three ladies walking down the road, one is unwrapping an ice lolly, the other is licking an ice lolly, and the other is sucking an ice lolly, which one is married Miss?
Teacher says, the one that is sucking the ice lolly is married Jonny. Jonny says, no miss, the one thats wearing the wedding ring, But I like your way of thinking.....