Now that Canadian Gay Marriages have been legalized,
here are the new rules:
1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck
for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.
2) Superstition suggests that, for good luck, the
couple should have: Something bold, something flirty,
something trashy, something dirty.
3) It's customary, at gay and lesbian nuptials, for
the parents to have an open bar during the entire
ceremony.
4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms
refrain from eating any of the wedding cake because
it's all carbs and sugar.
5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to
have dated the priest.
6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to
use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.
7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the
bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.
The reception hall must have a disco ball and at
least one go-go dancer.
9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing
Let's Hear It For the Boy, It's Raining Men, or I Will
Survive.
10) The father of the Bottom has to pay for everything!