POTR

Sorry somehow I misposted and missed it. T-39 Service.

To forgive is divine.

Duck

Don't like it.

"It's!"

The albino half-squatch is getting jealous of the beaver...

Froglet

Say it isn't so!

Really?

Artistic license. And burn him with fire. Just to be sure, you know.

Ring

The Crown Guards don't wear beaver, they wear bearskin.

When you wear it as a hat it definitely leaves the beaver worse off...

The driver's dialogue stolen from davebs, mocking BMECliq almost exactly 7 years ago, on RWI, in the thread renamed "Completely Owned At The Jewelry Store/Watch Forum." Just because you threw in Porsche.

AP

Wow. A one of a kind fake 3035 that looks exactly like a gen 3035. What were the tells for you?

Vegas

The ratty looking 914 barely managed to shudder to a stop without flying into pieces without hitting the hapless amphibian. One hubcap coming to rest against the door of the ROLEX AD. A rather young looking boy wearing fashionably ripped and stitched denim and an obscenely 80's looking porshe jacket jumped out and proceeded to wave his finger in his face. Mesmerized by the shape of a submariner on the boy's wrist, the old frog stood stunned, like a deer caught in headlights while the youngster chastised him. That is until the counterman from the AD walked up with the hubcap that had scuffed the brass door plate of his shop. Handing the youngster his hubcap, he laughed that he should be more careful. The boastful young man, changed direction of his wrath to the impeccably groomed and attired counterman, shouting in his face that he was richer than hell and could do as he liked. The counterman suggested he may like to get his Dad to come in to the store one day to buy him a REAL ROLEX, since the crap he was wearing was clearly turning his wrist as green as our hapless geriatric frog. At this point he spewed "Oh yeah? Well I know Muai Tai, Brazillian Ju Jitzu, and a little thing I like to call "i nailed your mom". I'm so bad ass, there isn't one little kid in any of my karate classes that even wants to spar with me cause i UNLEASH THE FURY! Yeah I've got a small penis and nobody likes me, but I drive a porsche worth more than your LIFE so [censored] you! Like the other day, I was walking down the street and this little old lady told me she liked my watch, so I said, "What [censored] you! It's not fake!" So I went into karate mode and SCISSOR KICKED HER IN THE FACE! *WHAM BAM* Then I pulled her up by her hair but her wig came off, turns out she was bald! *GROSS* [censored] old people. Then I picked her up by the ears and kneed her in the face muai tai style! *BLADOW* And I was like "That's what you get for walking so slow [censored]! AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD KNOW MY WATCH IS FAKE, CAUSE IT'S NOT, IT'S A MODDED MBW SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE SUB, AND IT'S REAL! REAL I SAY! IT USES THE SAME MOVEMENT MOST REAL WATCHES DO ANYWAY, IT'S SWISS ETA, IT'S A DIVISION OF SWATCH, PLUS I BOUGHT IT FOR A GOOD VALUE, NOT CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD A REAL ONE CAUSE I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON KARATE CLASSES, SO [censored] YOU! OH, AND I DRIVE A PORSCHE WORTH MORE THAN YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!" *KAZAAM* Yeah, I showed her what's what. That's the last time she'll be calling me out on my watch. But I gtg, I'm late for yoga class WHERE I PICK UP CHICKS LIKE YOUR MOM! AMERICA!!! [censored] YEAH!!!" At which point our frog decided he must take better care to provide for his feckless nephew's future, who reminded him so of this character, nearly as sad as himself. The frog turned away from the ensuing asswhipping of the child, pondering his existence, and the meaning of "who has the best sub"... Obviously he didn't...

I would buy a 6"x6" sheet of 30 gauge (.25mm) Argentium or LG422 Silver and do an inlay of the ROLEX Coronet by hand. You definitely have the talent for it.

I like it.

Spanish

Quarter

Nickel

He does do a reasonable impression of a geoduck...

Crazy