P4GTR Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 So I'm going to have some entertainment at your expense. Talk dirty to me. Or... i'm going to start with the personal insults. Maybe both. No one's safe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Hah hah...I have 2 friends about to walk down the dark path of ordering their first reps...that's keeping me busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchlover1 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Here you go. MY brother in law sent this to me this. morning. www.empflix.com ENJOY Should keep you occupied for a while!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4GTR Posted October 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Steve Hows it going? I use your guide to operating the Breitling slide rule as a sleep aid! After about the 5th math example I pass out on my keyboard! I hate math, its not your fault. I was expecting more T&A though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4GTR Posted October 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I'm surprised Lanikai hasn't posted about 14 times here already. I mean, it's been 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4GTR Posted October 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Gioarmani. He's like the Hugh Heffner of fake watches. "Hey baby, wanna polish my DSSD? I'll make you famous." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmarin.72 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Which dealer has the best rep SUB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Guys, you don't get it ... we have a board member here in crisis! We've got to do something to save the poor guy! Where's Miss Understood when we need her? Though, I suppose Ken in his ruby slippers is the next best thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolphinfreindly Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 A Panda Bear walked into a resturant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the resturant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Panda: eats shoots and leaves. Okay, a physicist a mathematician and a biologist are sitting at a sidewalk cafe. Across the street they watch a couple go into a building. Awhile later, the couple comes back out with another person. The physicist says "They obviously encountered a parallel universe within the building, and brought out an inhabitant thereof". The biologist scoffs and says "No, you fool they simply reproduced and there is their offspring". The mathematician thinks for awhile and says "You know, if one more person entered that building, it would be empty". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolphinfreindly Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 ok that was too easy... What is: The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end And the end of every place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4GTR Posted October 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Guys, you don't get it ... we have a board member here in crisis! We've got to do something to save the poor guy! Where's Miss Understood when we need her? Though, I suppose Ken in his ruby slippers is the next best thing... Ahaha face it. You showed Ken everything he knows. If Nanuq comes to visit you, hide your wives heels, cause he's GONNA try em on. Or.. Leave them out. It'd be the perfect time to pull the okie doke on his DRSDRDRSSR or whaver that $190,000 sub he has is called! Show it to em Nanuq! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Who has the best TRL??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 How much for Ken's Nuts? 10% to Support RWG. Do I hear $10 + Paypal Fees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Steve Hows it going? I use your guide to operating the Breitling slide rule as a sleep aid! After about the 5th math example I pass out on my keyboard! I hate math, its not your fault. I was expecting more T&A though! Hah hah...T&A? Trigonometric Algorithms? I can do that...stay tuned... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmarin.72 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 ok that was too easy... What is: The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end And the end of every place The letter "E" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4GTR Posted October 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 How much for Ken's Nuts? 10% to Support RWG. Do I hear $10 + Paypal Fees. You know Ken would swallow the PP fee's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 We'll save that for Howard Stern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Well, sorry for your state P4, but, I'm feeling a little bored and low too. I've been wanting a new boat, a specific model, and things are kinda tight with the recession and all. To make matters worse I went boating last week-end with the wife and I saw 'my' boat sailing on by and I took a pic of it. Damnit! There's no justice in this world. When the hell will it be MY turn? WHEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Hah hah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 How much for Ken's Nuts? 10% to Support RWG. Do I hear $10 + Paypal Fees. I'll go as high as $20 mostly because they're such low-mileage nuts. I mean, they have YEARS of life left in them!Dems, you poor, poor man. I can't imagine the agony you're suffering. A cold shower might help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I'll go as high as $20 mostly because they're such low-mileage nuts. I mean, they have YEARS of life left in them! Do we hear $25? Come-on folks...it's for the Forum. Dems...do you have higher resolution pic of the boat for my wallpaper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4GTR Posted October 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Who will be heckled next? I see Josh visited today. No one's safe.. Not even you Jos Nana. I liken Josh to Charlie from Charlie and the chocolate factory. This mythical borderline brilliant/insane eccentric with lots of secrets and goodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllergyDoc Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 A ventriloquist is working his act at a nightclub. A beautiful blond and her date are sitting at a table in the front. The ventriloquist, through his dummy, of course, starts telling dumb blond jokes, and is really hitting it hard. The blond in the front jumps up and yells, "What gives you the right to make fun of someone because of the color of their hair!? We're all the same inside!" The ventriloquist begins stammering out an apology, but the blond interrupts him: "You stay out of this! I'm talking to the little man on your knee!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 AllergyDoc's story is true. I knew a guy who had a friend who's uncle's brother's barber read about it on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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