nejad Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I posted this watch and as soon as i answered to first post RG crashed. Someone asked me how do you tell time? answer was: you don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anguz Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 The Sumerians split the day into 24 hours. Chuck Norris is graciously allowing it to continue...for now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 It was me asking how do you tell time...and then responded that it was 7.16 Funny....but RG has been working fine for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Wow, that is one interesting watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valerian Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaifender Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Is this for real?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteM Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Its the tape measure watch!! But I dont get this stuff about Chuck Norris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickdick Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Its the tape measure watch!! But I dont get this stuff about Chuck Norris? Chuck norris don't need no watch, he decides what time it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheaton26 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. now it's just the islands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfPuppets Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Is this a "Chuck Norris Qoutes" Thread? Cuz i got a million of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSRep Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Superman wears Chuck Norris's pyjamas to bed...... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickdick Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Atleast keep it time related If chuck is late, time better slow the [censored] down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Curcio Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 (edited) removed due to "time related" chuck norris quotes...my bad Edited February 23, 2010 by G.Curcio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSRep Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Time waits for no man........Unless that man is Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfPuppets Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Chuck Norris never mows his lawn, he stares at it every morning and dares it to grow! I know, not time related, but i had to!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteM Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I guess going on these posts the Chuck comments are about his bad plastic surgery, ie the way he looks......His face could stop a clock, etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spooky driver Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Chuck Norris does not sleep......He waits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Curcio Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Chuck Norris is so bad ***, he can slam a revolving door shut!!! *I had to post it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nejad Posted February 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 now we are talking- that is something Chuck Norris and time relation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoTone Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 A wee bit crude... But really funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valerian Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 A wee bit crude... But really funny... What's the kitten doing there? The small one, I mean. Val. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 I cant believe that I have never seen this thread before now.....me likey very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteM Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Still dont get it though.... What makes him so special? apart from his bad acting and a face like the bloke from 'Kung Fu' ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 Still dont get it though.... What makes him so special? apart from his bad acting and a face like the bloke from 'Kung Fu' ? I wouldnt let Chuck Norris hear you say that Pete. It's been said that his spinning roundhouse kick can reach Austraila from his home In Texas. Be careful Mate. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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