jfreeman420 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Anyone watch the show on MTV "Yo Momma"? Thought it would be funny to see who has the best snaps. Yo momma is so dumb....................On her way to disney world with the family she saw a sign that said Diney World left..............So she went home........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 yo momma's teeth are so yellow i can't believe its not butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craytonic Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yo mama so fat she sat on the rainbow & made skittles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubFrog Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Your mamma's so fat that the rolls in the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Your mamma's so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X shirt, Helicopters try to land on her ass. Your mamma's so fat that if she cut her leg, gravy would come out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yo momma's so stupid that she walked into an antique store and said "Whats new?" Yo momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everythingape Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yo momma's so dumb, she stood outside the YMCA and said "Oh darn, they so dumb they even spelled MACY's wrong!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retep Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheaton26 Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 yo mamma's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted September 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yo mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck................. Yo mommas got so much hair in her armpits it looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retep Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Yo momma is so stupid she spends 2 hours watching "60 Minutes".. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomasng Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 This thread definitely is not RWG's finest hour of intelligence. Yo mamma's so fat that she has her own Member of Parliament! (Congressman for Americans) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
By-Tor Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 You momma's so fat her high school picture was taken from a satellite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swdivad Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 This thread definitely is not RWG's finest hour of intelligence. I agree Yo momma's so ugly she has to wear a pork chop around her neck so the dog will play with her Yo momma's sooo ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheaton26 Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 yo momma's so ugly that, it looks like her face caught fire and somebody put it out with an axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubFrog Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 I never really got this one...but, I guess that's what makes it so funny... Yo mamma's so ugly, she's got a wooden leg with a kickstand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Yo mommas so fat her blood type is Ragu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retep Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubFrog Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 Just heard this one...so, of course, I had to come post it... Yo mamma's so ugly when she trick or treats, she has to do it over the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubiquitous Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gioarmani Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Your mother is so lacking in vaginal hygeine, even the hounds won't nuzzle her groin. (ultra-white snap) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooter14 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Yo momma's soooo ugly... ...when she stops to smell the roses they're afraid. ...people stop her on the street and ask "Awwww. Did your momma lose a bet with GOD?" java script:emoticon('', 'smid_23') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gioarmani Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Yo momma's so fat, she's got two smaller women orbiting around her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antonio Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Yo mama's so dumb, she couldn't cook minute rice in an hour. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet. I hear yo mama has three teeth. One in her mouth, and two in her pocket. Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo mama so fat she influences the tides. Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail. Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Man, these take me back to my childhood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slay Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 yo momma farts while gettin nailed yo momma sweats while having the shits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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