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Yo Momma Thread


jfreeman420

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This thread definitely is not RWG's finest hour of intelligence.

I agree :lol:

Yo momma's so ugly she has to wear a pork chop around her neck so the dog will play with her

Yo momma's sooo ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

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Yo mama's so dumb, she couldn't cook minute rice in an hour.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

I hear yo mama has three teeth. One in her mouth, and two in her pocket.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Man, these take me back to my childhood... :rolleyes:

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