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What a Freaking Crack-Up...


TwoTone

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So it goes.....we come into the world wearing diapers, needing to be cared for and pretending to drive as we tool around the neighborhood in our pedal cars.....then 75 years later, we are wearing diapers, needing to be cared for and pretending to drive as we tool around the hood in our golf carts.

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An old guy goes to a retirement village, so they give him free run of the place to check things out.

As he's strolling down the jogging path, enjoying the view, along comes this young female jogger, bouncing with each step, looking well beyond beautiful.

The old guy responds and, seeing the effect she had on this octogenarian, the voluptuous young thing, in a fit of compassion, fixes it for him right there on the spot.

The old guy goes back to the office and signs right up.

The next day, while strolling down that same jogging path, the poor old guy falls down. Along comes some muscular young man of peculiar sexual preferences who sees his opportunity and takes full advantage of it.

The old guy recovers from that scene from Broke Back Mountain, makes his way back to the office, and demands a refund. Required to provide some explanation, Charlie the Codger explains the events and says, "Honey, at my age, an erection is a once a year experience, but I fall down two or three times a day."

:black_eye:

Bill

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An old guy goes to a retirement village, so they give him free run of the place to check things out.

As he's strolling down the jogging path, enjoying the view, along comes this young female jogger, bouncing with each step, looking well beyond beautiful.

The old guy responds and, seeing the effect she had on this octogenarian, the voluptuous young thing, in a fit of compassion, fixes it for him right there on the spot.

The old guy goes back to the office and signs right up.

The next day, while strolling down that same jogging path, the poor old guy falls down. Along comes some muscular young man of peculiar sexual preferences who sees his opportunity and takes full advantage of it.

The old guy recovers from that scene from Broke Back Mountain, makes his way back to the office, and demands a refund. Required to provide some explanation, Charlie the Codger explains the events and says, "Honey, at my age, an erection is a once a year experience, but I fall down two or three times a day."

:black_eye:

Bill

:lol:

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So it goes.....we come into the world wearing diapers, needing to be cared for and pretending to drive as we tool around the neighborhood in our pedal cars.....then 75 years later, we are wearing diapers, needing to be cared for and pretending to drive as we tool around the hood in our golf carts.

Hahahahahah

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