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kernow

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I've been here a few years now and the forum has become very quiet. Other than frequent 'wristies' there are very few posts. Come on guys, let get the board going again. 

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Quality over quantity?  That's the Simplified Horological Internet Theorem (S.H.I.T.)

Adding in the Beer Coefficient  "ß"  we can rewrite this more accurately as...

        QL(1/ß)  ÷  QN(1/ß)

which is widely known as the BeeR Overload Kinetic Expenditure (B.R.O.K.E.) theorem.  Note the reciprocals of the Beer Coefficients ... there's where we run into trouble.

Suck down a few beers and your appreciation for Quality (QL) goes out the window, while at the same time your desire for Quantity (QN) approaches infinity.

Then the next day when your Beer Coefficient has (hopefully) returned to zero, your appreciation for Quality likewise returns.

 

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The S.H.I.T. and BR.O.K.E theorems are preceded in familiarity only by John Gabriel's Greater Internet Dickwad Theory.  This is what keeps our intrepid band of Moderators on their toes.

 

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