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Before the Internet, before porno videos, before XXX theatres on 42nd st, before you could imagine a time there was porn...there was porn.

Very austere & traditional timepieces with concealed secret compartments depicting graphic mechanically animated and intricately painted sex acts. Some featuring such taboo match-ups as three-ways and multi-ethnic couples. Generally the animation consisted of the "thrust" with others much more complex. All produced by integrated or separate automaton movements.

It's a rich & dirty tradition that continues today with some of the most respected watch companies (Ulysse Nardin, Blancpain, Chopard, Hublot and Gerald Genta) and not forgetting Svend Andersen selling their own modern haute-porn. Rarely advertised by any of them and some with price tags well over $100,000 US.

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Henry Moser & Cie "Local Hospitality" 1910

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"Theatre of Love" 1820

Non-animated scene with concealing cover

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Links

http://www.worldtempus.com/wt/1/30/

http://www.worldtempus.com/wt/1/29/

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Gunmetal Erotic

Gunmetal erotic antique pocket watch with two series of moving pictures circa 1890.

The dial with eccentric chapter ring, gold decorations, and opening below revealing a series of erotic pictures.

The back with another opening beneath a crystal displaying another series of photos.

Nickel 6 jewel cylinder movement

$1,750

http://bogoff.com/pocket/6040.html

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This Swiss gunmetal erotic automated antique pocket watch watch is from circa 1890 :blink: why are the present day watches so dull compared to these wonders? they new their stuff back then too.....its seems horology and whorology was closer togehter in the good old days :wub:

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I want a time machine...now :bounce:

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This is not an automaton but a hidden scene erotic enamel verge and fusee antique pocket watch circa 1800. Repousee gilt dial cover (very attractive but hard to photograph) swings open to reveal a painted enamel erotic scene. Chapter faded and with minor chips. Plain polish hexagonal case with wavy back. The movement with pierced and engraved balance [censored].

:blink:circa 1800!!!!!! :blink:

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They were way more advanced than we may think....and what is he gesturing??????? a [censored]b???....certainly the tatse in women was more "full" back then..no skinny Paris Hilton types

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Erotic DIVE watches are very rare indeed

Rumors have it that ROLEX will use a similar scene in one of their SUBMARINERs :g: with mermaid and......

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There was a book printed in Japan that featured the erotic watch collection of several world famous japanese collectors. I recall looking through the book many times while on my way to the subway station, but I never bought it because I did not want to carry it. The bookstore was always closed on my way back home, so I never could buy it.

Well, the day I decided to buy it, the book was no longer there, and it was out of print. Lucky me.

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I think we've found our new datewheel font! :thumbsupsmileyanim:

Just wonder what the "moon phase" version would look like :rolleyes: not to mention more complex complications.....

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Please do remove the "censoring" strip or at least give a link to the dials without the horrendous obstrucations on it...this is horological art....no need to cover the moving parts.....sacrilege :bounce:

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Please do remove the "censoring" strip or at least give a link to the dials without the horrendous obstrucations on it...this is horological art....no need to cover the moving parts.....sacrilege :bounce:

they are all to be found on e-bay...just type in the search "erotic"...and they all pop out...

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Wow, I may have to thrust myself into the world of erotics! I have seen Reg come up with a couple decent ones. These are classic and are truly a part of horology history imo (becuase there is science in those [pun]movements![/pun])

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Wow, I may have to thrust myself into the world of erotics! I have seen Reg come up with a couple decent ones. These are classic and are truly a part of horology history imo (becuase there is science in those [pun]movements![/pun])

First, love this thread. Love the watches, and second the call for no Paint proggie censorship!

Secondly, I have nothing really to add, save to say that King Leopold II of Belgium was famous for his pr0n collection at the time, which was said to include the largest collection of pornographic watches, along these lines. I tried to Google, but no pix came up.

Also, an anecdote: I once interned at a sports photography studio, whose staff photogs seemed to follow Anna Kournikova around like glue. One day, the head photog got a smashing, but today rather common-place shot of Anna adjust her knickers surreptiously behind her. We sent them all over to interested customers, including ESPN the Magazine, SI, and European newspapers.

I was in front of the computer, when I got this email from Marca, in Spain:

"Anna pic great!!1 Please have you more erotics?"

I have dined out on that story for years.

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First, love this thread. Love the watches, and second the call for no Paint proggie censorship!

Secondly, I have nothing really to add, save to say that King Leopold II of Belgium was famous for his pr0n collection at the time, which was said to include the largest collection of pornographic watches, along these lines. I tried to Google, but no pix came up.

Also, an anecdote: I once interned at a sports photography studio, whose staff photogs seemed to follow Anna Kournikova around like glue. One day, the head photog got a smashing, but today rather common-place shot of Anna adjust her knickers surreptiously behind her. We sent them all over to interested customers, including ESPN the Magazine, SI, and European newspapers.

I was in front of the computer, when I got this email from Marca, in Spain:

"Anna pic great!!1 Please have you more erotics?"

I have dined out on that story for years.

:thumbsupsmileyanim:

her is an offtopic picture...maybe they should make a watch with her moving :wub:

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