Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Posted February 21, 2008 Um excuse me.............but how many turns can we have at this And no this is not an entry. As many as you want!
Rxus Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Why not "when your done..can you pull the knife out of my back?"
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) "You see that bottle of soda you've been drinking from? It's what I used to store my urine sample...." Edited February 21, 2008 by The Mentalist
ximenes Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Thought of the unstable: "If this guy ever leaves me I will kill him."
Shundi Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) "S***, I almost called her by her sisters name... it's the soft hands" Edited February 21, 2008 by Shundi
KB Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Sweetheart can I be ' Frank ' with you.................I just bought a strap on from the sex shop. Ken
POTR Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "What do you mean that masked hooker we shared last night was my sister? I don't have a sister! There's just me and my bro..oh!"
hiker01 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Guess what? Where having fish eyeballs for dinner tonight!
Corgi Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "Are you sure it's a good time to be doing this WHEN THE DAM IS FLOODING RIGHT BEHIND US!?!?!?!??!"
Dee1 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "....but we can still be friends though."
Nanuq Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "Shall I pull the knife out now, or are you buying me that Gucci bag?"
hiker01 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 It's okay if you com??? so soon, I still love you!
gioarmani Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Kodak moments: Oedipus; first date.
doc savage Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "Tom's 'excitement' quickly faded as he heard the telltale crunch of the minivan's tires on the gravel driveway. His pants, upstairs, seemed a million miles away. Karen's smile grew broader as she tightened her grip...."
Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Posted February 21, 2008 Okay, so far, I've been the one doing mostly the rating. Now let's open the "voting"! The one with most "Funnies", "Gold Stars" and "Zings" wins. The prize -- your choice of: Hooters Army T-Shirt (Sizes M, L, XL) Or: A fun souvenir of comparable worth from Miami to share with your family! Voting ends this Friday, Midnight EST.
FWATCH Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "See, honey, you won't miss those balls at all!"
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) "That's the last time I'm letting you come on my face....we're stuck" Edited February 21, 2008 by The Mentalist
Fireman_Fred Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Sheeeeeit !! And I thought I was having a bad hair day !!!
HauteHippie Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "Guess what sweetie... I'm pregnant!"
HauteHippie Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "I'm having breast reduction surgery tomorrow!"
vlydog Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Honey, you remember the fellow we met last night at dinner. Well after you fell asleep, I scored us free AR for life.
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "Don't ever leave me. My last boyfriend did and I broke his neck like this..."
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