The Shortest Thread Ever

[ryyannon]

[cornerstone]

[ryyannon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w65e_SAXWBQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBgf2ZxIDZk

[cornerstone]

I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o'beer....

[ryyannon]

The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here."

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,

But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;

An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,

Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JkHBC5lDs

[Craytonic]

[cornerstone]

But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll

[ryyannon]

Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlIn7A8yg-w

[eddhead]

Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlIn7A8yg-w

second verse, same as the first

"... I'm Enery the 8th I am..."

Oh ... sorry. wrong poet.

[elprimerozen]

You left this thread without food for 3 days...........

[ryyannon]

burp.

[Goochenbrau]

watch me eat a burger. Im really good at it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFQJPeuU5H8

[jfreeman420]

Who let the dogs out....

Who, who?

[Pugwash]

Ssh! Some of us are trying to sleep here!

[KB]

What would have been funny is if someone gave David Hasselhoff a bowl of soup instead

Ken

[jfreeman420]

Someone should have given him a beer.

[ryyannon]

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[KB]

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Ken

[cornerstone]

It's also a great way to turn friend's and family into portable aerials.

[elprimerozen]

[ryyannon]

Who's 'Hoff'?

And what's he got to do with the Shortest Thread?

[jfreeman420]

Hoff is David Hasselhoff. I think the question is who has the BEST thread, no?

[retep]

Who's 'Hoff'?

And what's he got to do with the Shortest Thread?

Never heard about...........wax on, wax Hoff?

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[TwoTone]

Never heard about...........wax on, wax Hoff?

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@Peter

Go back to work and quit Posting in this Thread...

You are perpetuating its length...

It's supposed to be "Short" remember...

[Pugwash]

Don't hassle the Hoff.