The old sayings still hold true...

[jonthebhoy]

If at first you don't succeed.......maybe skydiving isn't your thing!

Any more for any more?

JTB

[spooky driver]

If at first you don't succeed.........destroy all evidence that you tried.

[RobbieG]

If at first you don't suceed...It's someone else's fault. Find them. Blame them. Make them pay dearly.

[tomhorn]

If at first you don't succeed ... it probably didn't need doing anyway.

If at first you don't succeed ... f*ck it ... go have a beer.

If at first you don't succeed ... a woman probably gave you incorrect or incomplete instructions, or changed her mind halfway through the project.

[Fidestro]

If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

[KB]

If at first you don't succeed..........try chewing them first..........(seeds)

Ken

[lanikai]

If at first you don't succeed ............ call it ...V1

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If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished......

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and finally, for the clinically depressed ~

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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

[fakemaster]

If you love somebody let them go. If they don't come back hunt them down and kill them.

[RobbieG]

Here is another few for Lani who can tell them to the posers at his gym:

If at first you don't succeed...go back to Gold's.

If at first you don't succeed...go back to Soloflex.

If at first you don't succeed...go back to the bar where socializing makes more sense.

And my personal favorite:

If at first you don't succeed...take the Panerai off your wristband before you do your squats you poser.

[TeeJay]

and finally, for the clinically depressed ~

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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

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[fakemaster]

I heard this on a suicide hotline.

If at first you don't succeed, please try again.

[jonthebhoy]

If at first you don't succeed Noah.........ever tried swimming?