jonthebhoy

I know they are nicknamed 'The Arabs' but I'm pretty sure Dundee United are Btritish doc. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dundee_United_F.C. JTB

Roma 0 Lyon 0 Barca 1 L'pool 2 Chelski 1 Porto 1 Inter 2 Valencia 2 A splendiferous performance by those Liverpool chaps and how weird was it that Little and Large scored the goals. Barca were [censored] and dropping Eto'o was a boo-boo. Well done the scousers.

A wonderful gesture and big respect to both of you. JTB

This any good doc? JTB

Just a jolly little jape by me my friend. However whilst on the subject...Eto's loss could be significant in the grand scheme of things. They're not the same force without him..............and I'm betting they are now regretting letting wee HL go as well. JTB

You are indeed Alan. Barcelona play Liverpool in the first leg of their tie tonight. Should be a good game too. Least ways if the football isn't entertaining there's a fair chance that wee Craig Bellamy and John Arne Riise will continue their spat on the pitch and kick lumps out of one another. If you see them take the pitch with a couple of short irons and a putter or two.........then we're in for a good night. C'mon the 'Pool. (sorry Alan) Whilst the 'tic were disappointing last night, we didn't concede a goal and are still in the competition. Roll on the San Siro. JTB

Superb

A young man called Ron wanted to buy his new girlfriend a Christmas present. As they hadn't been seeing each other for very long he decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too intimate but yet thoughtful and considerate. He went with his girlfriend's sister to Harrods and bought a daintypair of white fur-lined gloves. Whilst in the ladies clothing department the sister purchased a pair of knickers for herself at the same time. During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items. The sister took away the package containing the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Without checking Ron sealed the package and sent it to his new girlfriend to arrive in time for Christmas. In the card that accompanied the package he lovingly wrote the following message........................ Dear Pat, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier to remove. I appreciate that these are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub her ring which helps keep it clean and shiny. In fact she hasn't needed to clean it since she began wearing them. I wish I was there to put them on for you for the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love Ron p.s. Your sister advises that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing. JTB

Welcome Hilts.

Back on track tomorrow night Ken. Dinnae panic! JTB

The hour is nigh. Come on the Hoops! Hail Hail, the Celts are here, What the hell do we care, What the hell do we care, Hail Hail, the Celts are here, What the hell do we care now... For it's a grand old team to play for, For it's a grand old team to see, And if you know the history, Its enough to make your heart go, Di-de-da-ra, We don't care what the animals say, What the hell do we care, For we only know, That there's gonna be a show, And the Glasgow Celtic will be there. Sure it's the best darn team in Scotland and the players they are grand, We support the Celtic 'cos they are the finest in the land we love them. We'll be there to give the Bhoys a cheer When the league flag flies, And the cheers go up 'cos we know the Scottish Cup is coming home to rest at Paradise. JTB

Three to get ready..........WO WO WO!

Which could be the first part of a revealing rhyming couplet? JTB

Well $15.00 doesn’t buy you much these days. A couple of beers? Ticket for the cinema? Music CD? So I suppose it’s not bad. Would do as a present for the father-in-law at Christmas or his next birthday. JTB

Nice idea for a post. Well done Rima. JTB

Don't be daft why not dabble in a Daf. If it's a shaggin wagon yer after............here's the very thing. If I remember correctly, their advertising campaign in Glasgow went along these lines....... "Wimmins knickers fall aff at the sight of a Daf." Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "giving her a little extra choke". JTB

Nice honest review. Well done. JTB

.......And I took my youngest daughter to Hot Fuzz...........which is [censored] btw! Well......maybe not totally [censored]............but a lot [censored]. In fact I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. Barry Norman I'm not but I hope you get the message. JTB If you are interested, here's their site.

Precisely!

It irrigates my heart with munificence to hear you guys say these things. I thank you a thousand times. JTB

Appreciate that. God knows I've tried hard to bring an end to this circus. I've woken up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat wondering if anyone is posting in here and sticking two fingers up to those, like you and I, who have nothing but the interests of the board at heart. No-one else will do it. No-one else can care enough. It's all getting too much and I don't know if I can carry on............. JTB

This is extremely disappointing. I go away for a couple of days and discover that some seasoned and respected members (even a moderator or three!) are engaging in mindless empty verbiage in an effort to elongate the lifespan of this otherwise useless thread. Please desist now. It does you no favours to continue with this fiasco. JTB

Or blooming super cj?

Good stuff. Looks a nice tidy strike on the forms. You've only just begun and it's going to take some time but when you're finished, you'll be on the top of the world. JTB

Indeed........he is sorely sorely missed. As well as a fabulous songwriter he was a lovely man. Thanks for the memory. JTB