jonthebhoy

Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your [censored]" he says. "You dirty bastard!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband." The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. "I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your [censored] and lick it all off." She says, "You dirty filthy pervert! You're banned. Get out!!" Again, the bloke apologizes and swears never ever to do it again. "One more chance," says the barmaid, "Now - what do you want?" "I want to turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup." The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly. "What's up love?" he asks. "There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my [censored] and lick the sweat off", she says. "I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the Husband. "Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my [censored] cheeks and lick it off" she screams. "Right. He's dead!" says the husband, reaching for a cricket bat. "Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my [censored] with Guinness and then drink it all" she cries! The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on. "Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically. "Look love, I'm not messing with any bloke who can drink 15 pints of Guinness..." JTB

Will Fool

God's country awaits. Safe on your travels Puggy. JTB

He who finds Will will be a fool.

In years to come this post will be revisited time and again and heralded as an equal of some of the greats such as jetmid's first and the TRL post to name a couple. I came, I saw, I laughed. JTB

63 posts and 1002 views so far in a day isn't bad. Mind you if we deduct all those posts that concerned themselves with "it won't get many views" then that'll take it down to maybe 23! Interesting points Bill. I sort the wheat out from the chaff and still get a lot of fun here. Try it. JTB

Where there's a will there's a berforce.

We passed notes to one another in the WIS exams. Explains how I know hee-haw about watches! (Only kidding Faber) JTB

Welcome back Faber. Much to read is an understatement. Could take you a while. JTB

The size matters

This is the best piece of good news on this board in a long time and it has nothing to do with watches. My very best wishes are coming your way. Look after her...........even more! JTB

........and remember this is now the official refuge thread! JTB

Wondeful news Bob.........give her a big Scottish hug from me laddie! JTB

Sheesh.........anarchists!

As a mod here I prefer to maintain an impartial position however might I be so bold as to suggest that discussions and/or arguments remain civil in order that all parties feel free and unthreatened in order to present their points of view. On another point perhaps the initiator of the thread should script in simple and straightforward terms the questions that he feels require answering by the four dealers in question in order that the membership can assess for themselves, based on their responses, where the truth lies. A new thread might be the best approach here with a pm calling notice to those same dealers to visit and respond. JTB

You picked a good day. There's a rootin an a tootin in town. Welcome. JTB

No posting rules have temporarily been suspended here in order that members may find shelter from the other thread. This ends this public service announcement. The Management.

"For every time I've posted here, there are 273 times I haven't" - Oscar Wilde

At last.............we now finally know who has the best sub! You do! JTB

My case doth rest! JTB

Wrong on all counts. For the record - the making of a good member is someone who is prepared to put time into learning the subject and in getting to know the established members on the forum with a modicum of respect and deference to the fact that they, in most cases, have got through these two important phases way before you. On both counts you have a long ways to go. JTB

I'm glad there's someone with some sense around here! JTB

YOU'RE IN THE WRONG THREAD MAN! YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THIS STUFF: SHORTBREAD!!! NOW PLEASE LEAVE BY THE NEAREST AVAILABLE EXIT. THIS IS THE 'SHORT THREAD' THREAD JTB

Agreed........this is a momentous day in the history of this thread. Let's continue to keep this thread bare. JTB