I don't want an iPhone because I've just bought (got free upgrade) the latest Sony Ericsson which I'm happy with for the time being, but if I did want the iPhone, even if I desperately wanted it, I would not succumb to the [censored] hype and be queuing outside the store for one with you and the other lemmings, I'd wait a few months until the hype dies down and the price drops, I've never been a consumer sucker and I don't intend to ever be one.
Oh and I wasn't partially joking, and I don't need a marketing lesson from you, thanks.