Nice spot Puggy
Christ, this guy's gonna have a ball, what with attempting the most lethal curry known to man, a personal murder scene tour from a real Victorian ghost, a 400-mile round trip to take a 20-minute boat ride around some docks, and finally a spell in one of our lovely NHS hospitals when he looks left instead of right crossing the road
Hell, why not go the whole hog and on your way back through Heathrow, tell the nice man from HM Customs that you have accidentally swallowed the swap package to the one you smuggled through on your outbound leg, oh and that you prefer KY to vaseline if he doesn't mind, and that he shouldn't worry about needing an epi-pen as you're not allergic to latex.....
There, you don't get that from Lonely F*cking Planet do you???