No [censored]? Where at? I was raised on Turtle Beach; on Midnight Pass Rd actually, at the very end of Clark Rd where it dead ends to go left to Turtle or right to Siesta Key.
If we do Sarasota, the waterside Hyatt is nice & quite reasonable. One of the best Itallian restaurants in Florida is also in Sarasota--Ferrari's near Tamiami (41) & Bee Ridge. Hole in the wall, all family, from the Boot, schooled son as the head chef--flawless bruschetta & the best vodka sauce on the planet, bar none--better than anything I've had in NY; Patsy's, Rao's... can't touch 'em--and homemade lobster raviolis...Jesus, I better shut up now....
And if it's Orlando, I know a ton of restaurant & hotel owners over there as well. Might even be able to squeeze a deal...some watches, some French food and a nice Bourgogne at Le Coqauvin (rated one of the top French restaurants in the States 20 years running by Zaggats, but their most expensive dish is only $30)... a night at the Westin Grand Bohemian...
[censored], I need a vacation.