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Sounds like this one has been resolved. OP, I'm denying your request to delete this topic. Although the title is damning, anyone reading this will see that the seller did right by you. If Puretime requests it then I will close/hide the topic; he may feel this reflects too negatively on him. Well worked out, gents.

Hey that's HALF wit to you buddy. Wait...

Do the Tudor. Waikiki? I'll point you toward some KILLER easy swims / shallow dives nobody seems to know about

It's mine, my wife always rolls her eyes and says "oh you're a real jewel"!

Wait, did I say "5512"? I meant to say 551mumblemumblemumble Did it arrive safely?

Fun! This will be just like clay pigeons. "PULL!"

And there's the crux of the biscuit. So we build our watches. That makes them unique, special, and we know the quality is superb.

If its a 5512 then it was mine. Honest. -Pinocchio

Always willing to share the fun too! C'mon up and make some noise with me, eh?

Now we're talking. Give me a scabby old Tudor Snowflake over a brand new Rollie any day.

No, I "deliver" ammo. One piece at a time.

Today seemed like a good time to bring this one back from the dead. Pizzanooo

Best friend? Nahhhhh, he's just a guy I know that goes shooting. So it turned out he's gay and having an affair with the guy that sells the ammo anyway, it seems they have a running joke between them about big calibers and magnum loads. I don't get it. So it all worked out in the end (pun intended).

The wearer's hoped-for response.... OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! It's a ROLEX!!! My response.... Ewwwww, what's that stench?

Fill in the blank: "Ewwwwwww it's another contemporary / boring Rolex with a flat crystal. If only he had the sense God gave a newt, and had bought a lovely vintage instead."

He didn't want to wear the new shirt I got him. Wonder why?

People here load three 00 buckshot then three slugs. It works good, if you can hit the side of the barn!

Some knucklehead up on the mountain has a chicken coop and a BIG brown bear was breaking into it 2 nights ago, so he went outside to scare it off, and the bear charged him. So he shot it twice with a 12ga. shotgun. Now the bear is running around up on the mountain, pissed off and hungry. Attempts to track him by blood drops have failed. So this morning the police put out an alert, warning of the wounded brown bear, advising caution. The last sighting? He's just down the road from my house. No wonder the dogs were having fits this morning when we went outside for their morning libations. "If you don't have the sack to track, don't pack" ... seems to apply here.

A friend and his wife are getting separated... but he doesn't know it yet. They both shoot competitively at the rifle range, and there's a competition tonight. So she's going to serve him the papers tonight ....at the range. Because she knows he'll be there. This could turn out badly.

Here's the neighbor watching you drive up to the house, thus equipped ...

Let's see photos of the BC, maybe I can reduce your workload...

Natalie is your friend.

Oh my, it's an "exclamation point" dial too. Verrrrrrrrrrrrry tasty!

I saw what you did there, you rascal. So will you be hiring this individual, or renting him?

LOL! LOL! LOL!