Johnkaz

Excellent. Emailed to several pals. Cheers Johnkaz.

Squirell, 8 letters. Johnkaz.

Nice one keep it in the family. Cheers Johnkaz.

This is actually an advertising campaign for the Britisn National Health sevice; Entitled " AM I DEAD YET" Cheers Johnkaz.

At last I am free I have been locked in here since last October. I just happened to be hanging around when the plug was pulled. Compensation must be forthcoming. I must go now to look at the new watches. Cheers Johnkaz.

How can you tell if it's a dog or a beach??? Cheers Johnkaz.

Yes but what do you do when the clocks change. Cheers Johnkaz.

Custard is for fools. Whatever happened to the looney bin in another world. Cheers johnkaz.

They seem to enjoy a good shaking. Nice one. Cheers Johnkaz.

Here is one that works over here, wait until next week say Monday afternoon or Tuesday morning 30th/31st. Tell them you are willing to close the deal today you have had other prices. Do not reveal any prices to them. You want the best they can offer, most companies work on big rebates on targeted turnover, if they are one or two units away for the month they will deal. If the price is too high leave your phone number in case they have a change of mind. Also things are much quieter than at the weekend. If possible buy a vehicle in stock. Cheers Johnkaz.

I am sure you will very soon make lots of campus friends, but if you do feel a bit lost early on please pm me I will give you contact details, I can introduce you to my son Carl who is 19. He is a friendly lad, he can show you around the town. Carl who is an air cadet is currently in holland on a 2 week International air cadet exchange, he was last in contact on Sunday from Amsterdam. Cheers Johnkaz.

Well done, York as has been mentioned before is a very good University. The campus has been growing in recent years. I am sure you will have a great time. there is a huge purple bus which goes back and forth to the Uni, so it is quite easy to travel around the area. Now the bad news, York city centre is about a 15/20 minute walk from Heslington, there are a huge number of drinking establishments (over 200) in central York obviously as a serious scholar you will not be tempted by booze, or the scantily dressed young women who frequent these satanic sites. I must warn you to be very careful, my own son is your age and has often gone missing after a night in the city, I suspect he has been taken off by one or more of these Jezebels. York is a beautiful city we have a huge number of Roman, Viking, and Medieval sites and about 70% of all the UKs Medieval stained glass, plus the racecourse which is one of the countries finest. Our landscape is quite flat, so bring along your bike and a good lock. If I can help you with any local information please feel free to PM me. I sometimes go away on business and may not respond immediately. Cheers Johnkaz.

He might be a burgler. Cheers Johnkaz.

Talented puppets!! Cheers Johnkaz.

Lets look at this another way, If the whole global warming thing turns out to be caused by mankind as the vast majority of unbiased scientists think. If we carry on poluting and cause extremes of weather and rising sea levels, mass famine and basically destroy the world as we know it, then we are fools. On the other hand if the whole situation is hype and we have no control , but we go ahead and take measures to reduce Co2 and replant mighty forests and all the other ways we can stop global warming, then we have lost nothing at all and may all end up living in a better world. Which scenario do you prefer?? When I started this post I did say try to leave politics out of this, this is obviously impossible for some of you particularly in the USA. But how about this for a statistic you produce 33% of the worlds greenhouse gasses. But you only account for 5% of the worlds population. It may be time to start thinking outside of the box. Cheers Johnkaz.

Please do not turn this post into a political slanging match, it is apolitical. I have just watched Al Gores DVD. Those of you that have not seen it, the content is regarding the very real threat to our continued existence on this planet. We really have badly screwed things up and need to alter our ways. Allow me to recommend, if you have not seen it watch it, if you think global warming is rubbish then please watch and evaluate it's content. We live in a wonderful world lets keep it that way. Cheers Johnkaz

It is back to normal now going out for a couple or so of beers soon. The infection was a speculative I think you have a bowel infection, so take these and have a rotten week, The side effects were miserable dry mouth, sweaty, headache, and very irritable. Cheers Guys

I have just taken my last tablet on a 7 day course of Metronidale (an avoid alchohol antibiotic). Do those drug manufacturers have a sadistic streak not a single cold beer for a week. First 2 or 3 days no problem but as time passes slowly by. Gradually and insidiously my every waking thought is a large glass covered in condensation, brimming with ice cold lager, it's not as if I am on the pop everyday but tell me I can't have it and!! Good news tommorow I will wait and look forward that first mouthful All I can say is I am glad I am not teetotal. Cheers Johnkaz.

This would work. Cheers Johnkaz.

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are running out? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Cheers Johnkaz.

I quite enjoyed that. Goodluck with the results. Johnkaz.

Still funny though!!

Was he wearing a SUB? Cheers Johnkaz.

And the stupid shall inherit the earth. It has already happened. Cheers Johnkaz.

Oh brother!!! Cheers Johnkaz.