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I was going to say smaller too, but I'm glad that Nanuq gave the why Betcha you wont find that answer on your card Ken

Hey Pho long time no see, I hope all goes well with the baby Alice Cooper you say.......waaayyy cool.......to bad it was your cousin and not you though Ken

Boom boom Ken

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over. An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week " My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief." Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing. --- THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds_most_dangerous_comic.html Ken

And besides, I cheated it's Nanaq who has the bad ryhming limerick <---- Chicken Licken Ken

Sore loser Ken

As with all Mathematics you need to solve the problem in stages, my stages were... (1) Log in to old RWG (2) Search for member Nanuq (3) Scroll down the profile tab and click 'Find Topic's' (4) Click on Mathematical problem........................................... And yes I am the perfect bar steward Ken

Bob a small correction is needed.....................I'm the second person ever to get that right Ken

No your reading it wrong it's the 3 and the 'e' that need to rhyme. Ken

Ok that looks like a limerick to me.... Integral z-squared dz from 1 to the cube root of 3 times the cosine of three pi over 9 equals the log of the cube root of e Ken

Stupid mistakes or delibrate mistakes? Ken

It is only a one Month donation of $5 that is needed to sell your watch..............however yearly donations are gratefully accepted Ken

After reading this post I followed the normal manner in which a member could be expected to go about posting a watch sale and I must admit that I did not see anything to suggest that you need to be a member to sell. I will take this to admin. Ken

Wow Kostas that was a wonderful post, I'm sure you put in to words how many here at RWG feel. I take it that we have just passed your 2nd year anniversary with the board so a big congrats and yes if you ever find yourself in my part of the world you will have an RWG member to share a few beers with. Ken

Quality PVD, see Davidsenjpn in our trade area. Ken

Aufurfuksake I luv it laddie Ken

Well obviously Bill is off to pork his wife Ken

(1) TT sub in my avatar.....................Why.........I bought it off D.L. Gates (2) 192 Pam.......................I just love the look of it. (3) JLC fantasy..................a really cool looking watch. Ken

312 Ocean Drive is where Sam lives Ken

Well said and with that it's goodnight gracie. Thread closed. Ken

Hi M4rcus and welcome to RWG I too believe you did very well with that watch, so don't be too hard on yourself. If you really must brush the crown gaurd then get the Bergeon Pen, not because there isn't a thousand other ways to do it (including steel wool) but because that is one handy little tool that you will use time and again in this hobby. Ken

Oh yeah.........that too Ken

Well you would be pitting around 800 men against 10 to 16 thousand men.............not good odds at all Ken

Oh bugger i go away for a few minutes and all the riff raff start answering my questions ................yeah 2 mintues Ken