Well, you got exactly what you looked, found, and paid for, didn't you, sir? A cheap quartz knock-off of a great watch. If all you wanted it for was a 'larf' why would the maintenance be an issue with an auto? Don't even bother to service it, and only wear it for a lark. At least a good auto rep of this model is one of the best 'out of the box', & will fool most people..even dealers are fooled by the SMP chrono automatic.