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Posted

There were these classics....

"Gargantuan Veined Member"

With Kirstin Dunce

"Abnormally Huge Boner"

With, Keira Knightly

"Two Feet Of Pulsating Meat"

With Scarlet Johandjobson

And the unforgettable,

" I lLeft My Enormous Schvanzdooker In Kathryn's Butt"

With, The Pillsbury Dough Boy

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  • 3 months later...
Posted

Woe to thee down wind when my volcanic erection spews forth copious amounts of shmegma

to leap forth and glaze the eyes and nostrils of those wenches in the path of  the creamy, man gravy rapids .

 

Aww man.... Jimmy Stewart never said anything remotely close to this comment. Still, I saw him giving me the thumbs up.post-3251-0-46863900-1376379548_thumb.jp

  • 5 months later...
Posted

:lady:

The Woman Who Loved Man Gravy,

 

 

 

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Bananas !!

Posted

@ Cornerstone, I crack up every time I see that clip of yours showing Larry David collapse to the floor, upon a revelation regarding watches

Posted (edited)

Conan The Destroyer

Big

The Deep

The Abyss

Dirty Rotten Scoundrel(s)

The Hole

Godzilla

Edited by kernow
  • 2 months later...

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