cornerstone Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 With Summer approaching* (disclaimer, not summer for half of planet) it is time for a Nanuq StyleTM EXTREME WATCH TEST. Tests to be conducted include: RAGING TRIAL BY FIRE (Technically trial by pizza oven) TRIAL BY LAND ROVER AND MORE... All we need now is a watch that is up to the task. I've had them all, Polexes, Pamerais, Omegles and Bratlings, few would have been up to this task. Straight from Guangzhou or some such place I bring you, a watch as strong as a tree, because it kind of is a tree.... BEHOLD THE 100% SPLINTER FREE: THE 2014 LOGJUST TEST 1: HERE WE GO, THE EASY STUFF First up, trial by fire. The results are in.... TEST 2: TRIAL BY LAND ROVER The remnants of the watch were driven over by a Land Rover, let's see how they do. Close up: That's a little inconclusive. (Scientific note: it is possible that the watch sample at this point may have been contaminated by surrounding material). TEST 3: DEEP WATER SCUBA TEST SIMULATION Starting depth, six inches. TEST 4: DOG ATTACK CONCLUSION: I would have liked to have conducted further tests with this watch to evaluate its suitability for extreme scenarios such as desk diving, watching TV, drinking, and fist waving at drivers. Not recommended for professional bakers IMHO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 A Most Excellent test!! Nicely done!! The baton is passed to the next generation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTEEL Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martijnp Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Haha the first topic I read today, great one to start with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraggle42 Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 I cry foul!! The hands should have survived the fire test! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Hahahaha Nice test cant wait for the 2.0 test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialvat Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Will it blend ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droptopman Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Awesome post. Love the dog attack. Beautiful puppy. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendota Explorer Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 LOL great post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archierocks Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 LMAO and getting funny looks on the train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertk Posted May 28, 2014 Report Share Posted May 28, 2014 Nicely done! a test for the ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heero Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 Bahaha thanks for this!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted June 3, 2014 Report Share Posted June 3, 2014 That Logjust looked great before the fire-attack..... leave out fire next-time and double-test with the Landrover:) (more of these!) The Puppy did it - really lovely one:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJGladeRaider Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 I loved the reference to Nanuq ... I continue to believe that he should be serving prison time! Some of the things he has done to watches over the years ... criminal, totally criminal I say! Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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