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Happy Birthday Pug


Sylar

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Happy birthday to you

You belong to a zoo

You post here with monkeys

So you must be one too

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUG and ADMIN!!! All the best to ya'

Happy Birthday Admin,

Happy Birthday Pugwash!

Here's a toast in tonic and gin,

Now go post your usual balderdash!

:band1:

Best of good wishes lads. :tu:

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The horse and mule live thirty years

And never knows of wines and beers.

The goat and sheep at twenty die

Without a taste of scotch or rye.

The cow drinks water by the ton

And at eighteen is mostly done.

The dog at fifteen cashes in

Without the aid of rum or gin.

The modest, sober, bone-dry hen

Lays eggs for noggs and dies at ten.

But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men

Survive three-score years and ten.

And some of us...though mighty few

Stay pickled 'til we're ninety-two.

Best to you as you celebrate the anniversary of your birth!

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