HauteHippie Posted February 20, 2008 Report Posted February 20, 2008 "She's a MAN, baby!" Errr, wait a second... Wins what?
Pugwash Posted February 20, 2008 Report Posted February 20, 2008 "Get your d!ck out of the small of my back, bro."
xlr8tn Posted February 20, 2008 Report Posted February 20, 2008 "I hate when my parents make us kiss and make up!"
Pugwash Posted February 20, 2008 Report Posted February 20, 2008 "Mom, the neighbours are watching!" "It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose!"
Fireman_Fred Posted February 20, 2008 Report Posted February 20, 2008 "The sooner they remove my Siamese twin the better (she's really starting to bug me !!!)"
Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Posted February 21, 2008 Wins what? I'm not sure yet...but I'm workin' on it.
andreww Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) Victoria? Edited February 21, 2008 by andreww
Nanuq Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "Man, how long will this windup girlfriend last?!!"
llsteve80 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Thinking: *hot girl, don't fart....hot girl, don't fart* Damn
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "These new backpacks really suck"
Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Posted February 21, 2008 Thinking: *hot girl, don't fart....hot girl, don't fart* Damn Sorry, I just love fart jokes. Should've said.
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "You know how you always keep giving me [censored] for borrowing your Paul Newman Daytona? Well, today I sold our house and guess what I'm wearing on my wrist"
dluddy Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 MILF dream comes true......I have to write Penthouse
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you! We're gonna get married, we're going have a nice big house, have lots of kids......what's your name again?"
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "Remember that old scratched up Rolex you gave me? Well, today, a nice man at the mall offered to swap it for a nice shiny new Casio"
Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Posted February 21, 2008 MILF dream comes true......I have to write Penthouse Hello! Shes' 21 and unmarried. Your MILF standards are high!
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Hello! Shes' 21 and unmarried. Your MILF standards are high! If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed.
KB Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 * If I get this wrong I'm dead * Of course I love you...err...Sandra No wait, I mean Jenny Urk.............Christineeeee Ken
Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Posted February 21, 2008 If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed. Are you changing your entry for the contest? :lol:
hiker01 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 "Honey, I'm pregnant!" "Gaaaaaaaad....when was the last time you shampooed, you're hair stink!!!" "I'm horny!"
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) "Heads I win and you can my beyatch for the rest of the year" Edited February 21, 2008 by The Mentalist
KB Posted February 21, 2008 Report Posted February 21, 2008 Um excuse me.............but how many turns can we have at this And no this is not an entry. Ken
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