Victoria Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HauteHippie Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 "She's a MAN, baby!" Errr, wait a second... Wins what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 "Get your d!ck out of the small of my back, bro." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 "I hate when my parents make us kiss and make up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 "Mom, the neighbours are watching!" "It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman_Fred Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 "The sooner they remove my Siamese twin the better (she's really starting to bug me !!!)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 "Please, can I get another watch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Wins what? I'm not sure yet...but I'm workin' on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andreww Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) Victoria? Edited February 21, 2008 by andreww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 "Man, how long will this windup girlfriend last?!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llsteve80 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thinking: *hot girl, don't fart....hot girl, don't fart* Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 "These new backpacks really suck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thinking: *hot girl, don't fart....hot girl, don't fart* Damn Sorry, I just love fart jokes. Should've said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 "You know how you always keep giving me [censored] for borrowing your Paul Newman Daytona? Well, today I sold our house and guess what I'm wearing on my wrist" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 MILF dream comes true......I have to write Penthouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you! We're gonna get married, we're going have a nice big house, have lots of kids......what's your name again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 "Remember that old scratched up Rolex you gave me? Well, today, a nice man at the mall offered to swap it for a nice shiny new Casio" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 MILF dream comes true......I have to write Penthouse Hello! Shes' 21 and unmarried. Your MILF standards are high! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Hello! Shes' 21 and unmarried. Your MILF standards are high! If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 * If I get this wrong I'm dead * Of course I love you...err...Sandra No wait, I mean Jenny Urk.............Christineeeee Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victoria Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed. Are you changing your entry for the contest? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiker01 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 "Honey, I'm pregnant!" "Gaaaaaaaad....when was the last time you shampooed, you're hair stink!!!" "I'm horny!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assasi9 Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Dude, dimples dont do it for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mentalist Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) "Heads I win and you can my beyatch for the rest of the year" Edited February 21, 2008 by The Mentalist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Um excuse me.............but how many turns can we have at this And no this is not an entry. Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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